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10-13-2009, 09:19 AM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland
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Originally Posted by tracyr  hello noob. what exactly brings you here? what are you interested in? do you know anyone here to begin with?
SPILL IT. I'm a good listener. you can tell me.  | I'm here through curiosity, and the forum looked good,Um, im interested in many things (would be here all night if i had named them),aaaand I don't know anyone here
"one is the lonliest number.." =( lol
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10-13-2009, 09:22 AM
| | Registered Member | | Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland
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Originally Posted by bort You sound quite Scottish and all. Probably. TELL US EVERYTHING. For your ease, I have provided six crucial questions.
1. a-ha or The Smiths? (or, if wet, would you rather fuck Morrissey in 1989 or Morten Harket in 2009? GOOGLE IT).
2. Do your parents like you?
3. What pets have you owned. COMPLETE LIST.
4. What can we do to make this a more pleasurable experience for you?
5. What is the most foolproof method of contraception?
6. Can you post pixplz. |
1. *A-ha =]
2. *I'd like to think so?
3. *Various goldfish,1 dog
4. * hmm.. well your all so friendly, so nothing really=)
5.*Being a virgin forever
6.*Sure =)
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10-13-2009, 09:32 AM
|  | ........................ | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hell, it froze over
Posts: 16,024
| | | 1. a-ha or The Smiths? (or, if wet, would you rather fuck Morrissey in 1989 or Morten Harket in 2009? GOOGLE IT).
teh smiths but if i wet, i'd fuck morten harket.
2. Do your parents like you?
mum loves me, my dad is dead.
3. What pets have you owned. COMPLETE LIST.
2 dogs
1 cat
4 hamsters
100's of fish
4. What can we do to make this a more pleasurable experience for you?
sit on my face.
5. What is the most foolproof method of contraception?
abortion
6. Can you post pixplz.
nope
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10-13-2009, 01:57 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hamilton, New Zealand
Posts: 21,316
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Originally Posted by debaser 1. a-ha or The Smiths? (or, if wet, would you rather fuck Morrissey in 1989 or Morten Harket in 2009? GOOGLE IT).
teh smiths but if i wet, i'd fuck morten harket.
2. Do your parents like you?
mum loves me, my dad is dead.
3. What pets have you owned. COMPLETE LIST.
2 dogs
1 cat
4 hamsters
100's of fish
4. What can we do to make this a more pleasurable experience for you?
sit on my face.
5. What is the most foolproof method of contraception?
abortion
6. Can you post pixplz.
nope | I thought some people survived abortion? At least, this comedian said he did. And they don't lie?
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10-13-2009, 03:11 PM
|  | born to underachieve | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Socialist Republic of Wales
Posts: 8,570
| | | 1. a-ha or The Smiths? (or, if wet, would you rather fuck Morrissey in 1989 or Morten Harket in 2009? GOOGLE IT).
The Smiths/Morrissey
2. Do your parents like you?
Yes, I think so. I know my dad does, anyway.
3. What pets have you owned. COMPLETE LIST.
Rabbit (black dwarf, named Fluffy, mum gave her away)
Hamster (golden Syrian, named Sandy, lived for 3 years)
2 budgies (named Groucho and Chico, mum gave them away when she moved back from Canada)
2 cats (Goblin, who lived with me and my dad, and Rémy who is my baby and lives with my friend while I'm at uni)
4. What can we do to make this a more pleasurable experience for you?
put the kettle on
5. What is the most foolproof method of contraception?
vagina dentata
6. Can you post pixplz.
yes but if I do so any more this week, people will moan.
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