Speaking of neighbours having poo issues, my deplorable excuse for a sister has deplorable excuse for a dog chiuhahas (so really deserves all that is coming to her in this story). Her dogs keep sneaking through the fence and pooing in the next door neighbours garden. They got angry and starting throwing human poo back over, which one of the genius dogs rolled in and brought into the house! Thank god she doesn't live with me.

I always keep my kitties in the house. I feel safer, since back in the day one of my cats that got out was eaten by a cougar. Also, if neighbors come around and complain that my cat did something like that, and I can say no, I keep my cats indoors.

You should just tell your neighbor that your cats didn't do it, but you'll try to watch the other cats in the neighborhood to make sure they aren't ****ting on people's cars.

A cat getting just revenge.

sorry, but the cat who poo'd on the car is an absolute legend. <3<3

i hate neighbours who have to cause a fuss about everything though. i hate children, and yet i don't send letters to my neighbours telling them to gag their creations because they frigging squeal all day.

I was just posting in the "I hate other people's children" thread about the way the neighbours complain about our dog's barking, when their horrible children run riot, making just as much noise all the time.

Is there anything you've got on your neighbours? Do their children play right outside your front door and do your ****ing head in, do they park their cars in your spot, play loud music, have parties - anything? Cos my mum's scared this mother's going to complain to the council about our dog. And next time I hear her moaning about my dog's barking, I'm going to tell her my dog will be silent the day her children play silently.

Alternatively, and this must be the most tempting option, tell your neighbours what po-faced miseries they are. We don't have a cat. But other people's cats wander into our garden and garage - we end up with pawprints up and down our windscreens, and yes - cat **** everywhere. It is a fact of life, and far worse things happen. These people need to GET LIVES.