so this dead**** guy moved into my house saying he was not a stoner loser. and my house/clothes/life reeks of pot because he is a ****ing pothead s*******.
is there a nice way to say hey buddy. gtfo in like 14 days.

Is there a contract? Can you not just give him notice to leave? Are you his landlady or anything official? Put all his stuff outside and change the locks!

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That is pretty rude of him. Would it still bother you if he was made to go outside?

if you want him out, tell him. give him a week or two, but tell him.

"i am not comfortable with you smoking pot and i asked about this before you moved in. i need for you to leave my house by X date."

or just change the locks esp if you think he might react irrationally.

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I would definitely put it in writing, if he's a stoner he will probably get paranoid and want to leave after that.