does kraft have a secret partnership with brooke?
because the number of kr
members who use/promote/share/adore KRAFT products is really astounding to me.
i mean, what child doesn't need an artificially flavored, factory produced, plastic packaged, preservative laden meal of fake cheese, corn syrup crackers, and turkey "meat" that i promise you came from turkeys kept in cages the size of a breadbox, with genetically engineered breasts so large that their legs can't support them any longer, all ground up with lips, feet, and *** bits of meat, pumped with water, and then squeezed through tubes to make those circles.
AND then you get to take your cheese, meat, and cracker meal and, of course, sprinkle it with sour sugar salt.
because when i think turkey and cheese sandwich, i always wish i had little sugary-sour chemical sprinkles to dump all over it, so you (horray!) make your turkey fizz as it gets chewed in your mouth. then you get more candy after.
and a silver pouch full of generic fruit "drink"