so okay, i need a roommate and there's really no more fucking around to be done on the matter. the money is a bad time and half the rent is key to survival.

so i put an ad on craigslist, and the one respondent who didn't type anything stupid in all caps and can move in right away and pay and all that is like this thirty-one year old guy.

he came over to see the place last night and it was all kinds of awkward. i went to shake his hand and he said no because he just ate a hot dog? and he said something about not liking people to stand too close to him - unless they're women?? yeah so i don't know about this guy.

but he has money and needs a place and i need money and someone to move into the place. so... yeah. he called today and was like "okay i for sure want the room" and i haven't called him back yet. its only for six months. but that could be a really long time. i don't know i don't know i don't know.

Hot dog hands haha.

He sounds slightly strange, but perhaps that will blow over.

Are you going to have to be around him like, all the time?

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So I'm watching as his wings spread as wide as could be
Come on now and wrap them around me

this is beginning of a horror movie

no.

i had a crazy move in to my spare room once, and the slightest feel that they are a crazy should be amplified five million times to get an idea of what you will be living with.

it doesn't blow over. it gets worse.

Kesh is probably right. I have no experience with strangers moving in soo....

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So I'm watching as his wings spread as wide as could be
Come on now and wrap them around me