I actually have ulcers from this crap, not to mention nightmares. Actual fucking nightmares since I have been dealing with buying a house.

My husband is useless in all of this because he goes offshore to work and we are using his credit to get this place. SO whenever I need to ask him a question I am pretty much fucked as far as that goes because I can't get a hold of him.

We were going through this one broker to get a VA loan and it turns out the VA are too strict on getting a house. They were going to require us to cut the grass before we moved in . It's 7 fucking acres of land and I am not cutting that before I own the damn house.

Then the Loan Officer bitch started yelling at my husband and I when were asking her questions about what the requirements were to get into the house. So now I can tell for certain people's level of BITCH by how many crosses they have on display.

Now I am being told that with a conventional loan they usually only work with house with 1 maybe 2 acres, so that blows us out of the equation.


IT's just a horrible situation and I just needed to bitch.

Yeah, I did it last year and it was pretty awful.

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real estate agents are 7 kinds of bitches - most unpleasant people ON EARTH. i want to buy a house but i just cant imagine having to deal with one so painful that id rather be gnawing my own nuts off.

The first real estate agent was really nice to us . Which was a shock, because of how my husband and I look, most people are assholes. Well I would have to drive 1 hour everytime we would go look at house,which isn't a big deal.

The houses I would pick out online for her to get the information on she would always talk bad about or they would end up being under contract. Which I can understand she wouldn't want to show me.

I make it perfectly clear on requirements for a house and she would always take us to something that I made numerous comments on definately NOT WANTING.

And of course she would always go about 10 to 20K more than our maximum spending limit.

Needless to say we got a new realtor and she is actuall been awesome and hasn't tried to fuck us in the ass as far as I know. And she has explained things to us , unlike the last one.

The last realtor also refferred us to this mortgage broker place and they totally were cunts. I shoudl have dropped them when I dropped her and it would have save me about 450 dollars for an appraisal that we can't even use.

Buying a house really is a huge pain even if the people working w/ you are tolerable.
I fored my first real estate agent for being a pain, and showing me houses I couldn't afford and didn't want, luckily my second real estate agent, Consuelo, was actually someone I've know for a few years, she was my parents real estate agent before and we've always stayed friends w/ her. She is awesome, she refered me to a guy to get my loan and he was okay too, but the process was still so fucking annoying. Being called ten times a day for little bits of information that you've given them before makes you wanna scream. After a couple weeks I kinda wanted to drop the whole thing.
Now I just have nightmares about trying to actually sell my house.