why are people so shitty?
here let's bitch about all the bad neighbours and roomates we've ever had.

in my current building there are 3 units, i live in one. neighbours #1 are really lovley but stink, and neighbour #2 is a psychopath.

neighbour #1 has been cooking human shit all day i reckon. it's really fucking hot outside, so everyone's windows are open and i can hear and smell everything in their apartment. around 2 they were pan-frying canned cat-food for their cat which smells like crap, and now i think they're just deep frying poo. because it smells like bad fry oil, grease, and poo.

neighbour #2 who lives below me is the sketchiest guy ever, who lives alone, has no job, yet rents a really expensive apartment. he arrived with a very subserviant young young asian girl who walked around right behind him or near him at all times but never ever spoke (as i was a nice neighbour and chatted with him often as he was moving in), and it was creepy. then she disappeared (moved, left, killed, i dont know) and nobody except him has been in or out of his apartment since, as he has no friends.
then earlier this month there were large quanties of human hair on the floor of whatever room i see when i walk down my stairs and look into his apartment, which was odd as he's always had short hair? then a couple weeks later there was a rank smell, me and my boyfriend got sick at the same time, and his whole apartment was moist and infested with very large horse-flies (i'm talking swarms of flies in the windows, on the walls of his apartment, and i see this all through the window). and now he's got bags and bags of shredded documents outside his apartment? wtf?
and nobody ever sees him, he doesn't answer the doors and is really nervous and socially awkward. and he has a million locks on all his doors.


yours?

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Bad neighbors totally suck. I had a few in college that loved to blast their gangsta music at all hours of the day and yell up and down the halls like hood rats. Pissed me the fuck off.

And then when we lived across town while our house was being renovated, the people next to us were always in trouble. Cops were always there and I remember one time they had to drag our neighbor out of the house and through the street to the cop car because she was getting violent or something. All I remember hearing was her screaming "NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Made me laugh all night. Thanks ex neighbor.

Oh yea and in college the black people always left their hair in the hallways. Never failed to see large clumps of hair everywhere. Sometimes it got stuck to my shoes

And no I'm not a racist. It's just very funny. You had to be there.

Ew, sometimes I find clumps of weave on the bus. It's nothing against the girls that have them, but FFS stop fucking shedding the shit!

In my old flat my bad neighbour was the crazy old cunt lady downstairs. She would shout at me when I took my rubbish out and I would run upstairs again really quickly so she wouldn't get me to shout whatever rambly stuff she wanted to. Eventually she started calling the council about noise from my flat. When they came over to talk to me, they said she'd reported me coming home drunk a lot in the early morning (none of her cunting business!) and having 30 person parties (not humanly possible in the teeny place I had). Then she changed it to say I kept her awake all night moving furniture around. I moved.

This flat's great, but there's a schizo guy living upstairs and he doesn't always take his meds. I know he's mental/medicated because I saw him at the MH unit at the local hospital once, receiving his daily papercup full of pills. He then offered me a spliff.
He shouts things out of his window sometimes, plays loud music at all hours, pornography....
He's been a lot better this year than in the last couple of summers, which is good. Loud music + exams = death.

I can't wait to get neighbours in halls to bitch about

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A lot of my neighbours are Mexicans who NEVER watch their children, so the little bastards run around screaming all the time.

One boy was whacking his skateboard against my balcony for 20 minutes, and I finally had to scream at him, 'Stop it, you little fucker!'

So his mother comes out in the courtyard and shouts, 'Don't ever yell at my kid, you bitch!'

I just told her to fuck off, and that I would call Childrens Protective Services since she let him run around without watching him.

Also, these people leave their doors open and play Mexican music at full volume...another cunt had the nerve to tell me to shut my door while I was smoking INSIDE my flat.

I would like to move, but I can't afford it right now.

Oh and we have neighbors with like 10 kids...not really 10, I think it's about 5...anyway in the summer they are always outside yelling and playing...which doesnt bother me because they are kids....but we have these big butchy lesbian neighbors who apparently don't like kids because they always yell "Shut up you little assholes!!!"

It's the funniest thing. My sister and I call them the "CD's" aka crazy dykes. They speed around town in their little mini-cooper and it's just so amuzing.