But fortunately for Ashley, I think she got all of the brains in the family.

Of course, er, compared to Jessica, this only means she is at minimum smarter than the average 8 year old.

Never heard that Mitchell/Morrisette comparison. Is it the last names that confuse people?

Well, I love Joan. I went to her last concert here, but frankly she's the same as those "pop star with a producer" girls. Somebody produces her records. She doesn't do it alone.

Maybe if people are lucky enough to get a record deal and have a career as long as Jett has, they should just shut the fuck up before the 'what comes around, goes around' boomerang slaps 'em up the back of their heads.

*snnoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrt* Ashlee got the brains. Oh ho ho, that is funny.

Their dad has the brains, and he knows how to ho 'em out. He knows who goes where and who does what.

Joan Jett has about 2 good songs.
And I still don't have much respect for her.
Because her lyrics blow assholes on every downtown New York block.
Set aside "A girl can do what she wants to do, and that's what I do."
That's. About. It.

Alanis Morisette didn't even have a good album.
She had good singles.
And that was it.

I sure love Courtney.

I saw a clip of one of Ashlee Simpson's concerts after the whole SNL ordeal, and at one point she pretends to almost lip-synch and then goes "Wait...what? omg...huh?"
and then the BEST part.
"JUST KIDDING YOU GUYS!!*laughs*"
Fuck. You.
You don't know how to pull of a funny or entertaining joke or put on a good show, because you're boring because you are not good.

She could learn a thing or two from Jimmy Urine.

I'd like to see Ms. Simpson drink her own piss and have people come up and kiss her.