Maybe Andy could have
Courtney be his sponsor?
The sexual ambiguity issues, the love of red lipstick and weird outfits, the envy of teenage popstars, the enjoyment and addiction to white powders...
... I think they'd "get" each other.
Think of the singing duo they'd make. The new Sonny and Cher. It makes my eyes fill with tears to think of the beautiful music we're missing RIGHT NOW because they haven't done this already.
And I loved
Courtney at Pam's roast... although I knew she was fucked up on something and apparently had no idea others might notice!!! Maybe that was HER little "cry for help" (she played the part of the fuckup, like everyone expected her to... and Tommy Lee was HER sponsor!!!). Get me off this merry-go-round, I'll play the clown to get your attention so maybe someone will help me get into a recovery program.
I loved the early
Courtney, where it seemed she used drugs and still functioned rationally when she put her mind to it. In later years, she just went ass-over-teakettle and the addictions took over. As with Andy Dick at this point (again) I guess.
It's hard to stop being the center of the universe.
She probably does have King Kong sized balls. 
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