| As we first reported yesterday, Andy Dick went on a drug and booze-filled rampage at the Comedy Central roast for William Shatner over the weekend. However, we had NO IDEA just how crazy Andy got!
Our pals at Page Six shine some light on the devious Dick today.
In addition to the face-licking, Andy fucking bit a Page Six reporter. He bit her!!!
"Baby please," Dick repeated six times. "Put in something nice," he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine.
An obviously delusional Andy pleaded with the journo, saying, "They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster...I just want to have fun, baby please."
Explaining to the Page Six-er why he pissed in front of her, Dick said, "You know why I don't close the door? Because then people think I'm doing drugs, and I want you to know I'm just normal."
Yes, Andy, you're normal....if by normal you mean an egomaniacal monster that has moved beyond a caricature of yourself to being just plain stupid and sad. Then, you're definitely normal, buddy!  | 
That was such a trainwreck to watch. 
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