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But that's overdone too. It just keeps getting harder and harder for stars to rebel in ways that are less than about third-hand. A real shame. Even coming out as pro-Bush has lost shock value of late.

Some squeaky-clean star needs to off a pig on stage and then douse their children in its blood or something. Anything!

I wanna see Hillary Duff doused in blood, singing about tampons or something. Just 'cuz. Or Jessica Simpson, on fire, being dropped out of a window by a Thin Lizzy lookalike band while singing her "hits."

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I want Jojo to release "Sexxslutz", with a video featuring her straddling a motorbike naked and oiled (with appropriate blurring for more conservative territories) the very second she turns 18, if not before.

Or for Hayley Westenra to "go sexy", and get into drugs, and date innapropriate bad boys. She can have a pop-classical whore-off with Charlotte Church.

"Sexxslutz" sounds like a great title for a trashy electro song. Some clean-cut singing starlet needs a gay sex scandal as well, because in certain parts (i.e. the entire South) of the United States, that is like the most shocking thing EVAR. Like Beyoncé needs to get caught at a club called Charlotte's Web with a cracked out, sex crazed Whitney Houston.

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