suri is the chosen one. she is to be kept pure and unsoiled by the dirty glare of the eyes of the comman man. her beauty will be revealed at a ceremony on her 18th birthday where the letting of a virgin's pure scientology blood will invoke the spirit of l. ron hubbard, who will, from that moment, reign in peace and love over earth for a thousand years.

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Tom and Katie to the Rescue!

by Sarah Hall
Aug 14, 2006, 11:45 AM PT

Tom Cruise doesn't just play a hero in the movies.

The actor, who has a history of coming to the aid of his fellow man, racked up some positive karma points over the weekend by taking the time to help the victims of a car crash on Los Angeles' 101 Freeway.

Cruise and fiancée Katie Holmes were reportedly headed home from the Los Angeles airport Saturday night after a quick trip to Salt Lake City for an exhibition soccer match featuring David Beckham when they happened upon a pair of motorists in distress.

The celebrity duo pulled over and checked to make sure that driver Jon Henningsen and his wife were not seriously injured, then stuck around until the police and fire department arrived, both Cruise's rep and a police spokesperson confirmed to E! News. (No word on whether Suri was also on the scene.)

To be sure, Cruise has had plenty of opportunities to hone his good Samaritan skills over the years.

* In 1998, he rushed to the defense of a woman being mugged on a London street and stopped thieves from making off with more than $150,000 in jewelry.
* In 1996, he summoned an ambulance to help an aspiring actress who was the victim of a hit-and-run, then paid her $7,000 emergency room bill.
* That same year, while sailing a yacht in the Mediterranean, Cruise spotted French paper tycoon Jacques Lejeune, his family and several crew members bobbing in a life raft after their own boat caught fire. The actor pulled the group aboard and delivered them to shore.
* Also that same year, Cruise reportedly pulled two young boys to safety after they were almost crushed in a mob at the London premiere of Mission: Impossible.

All in a day's work for the world's most powerful famous person.

Meanwhile, with Suri's reported fall unveiling fast approaching, Cruise and Holmes seem to be relaxing their policy of keeping their offspring behind closed doors at all times.

According to the New York Daily News, the infant recently joined her parents at a birthday party for one of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's children that was held at a Los Angeles roller rink.

"Suri is a beautiful baby," a witness told the newspaper. "She had no deformities that I could see!"

How very reassuring.

Beckhams invited to see Cruise baby Suri
www.chinaview.cn 2006-08-11 20:29:44

BEIJING, Aug. 11 (Xinhuanet) -- Celebrity couple Victoria and David Beckham are invited to Los Angeles to see Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter, Suri, but with strings attached.

Tom Cruise and actress Katie Holmes arrive at the fan screening of 'Mission: Impossible III' at the Grauman's Chinese theatre in Hollywood May 4, 2006. They have reportedly invited celebrity couple Victoria and David Beckham to Los Angeles to see their four-month-old daughter Suri.

The invitation was accompanied by a list of Scientology rules, the Daily Mail reported.

A source told the newspaper the Beckhams were honored by the invitation, but "shocked" to learn that if they decide to visit, they must follow strict rules of the Church of Scientology.

"Apparently they can't take any photographic equipment, they're banned from touching Suri and they're not allowed to do any baby-talk around her," the source said.

"It will be very difficult for Victoria, because she just loves babies and is trying for a daughter with David at the moment."

Tom and Katie befriended the Beckhams at a football match last year. Former Spice Girl Victoria -- who has three sons with soccer star David -- reportedly gave Katie advice while she was pregnant.

So far Tom, 44, and Katie, 27, have kept Suri hidden from the public eye, sparking various conspiracy theories surrounding the baby.
Pics of Suri Cruise curious for clamorous media

Friends of the Top Gun star to claim they have seen his four-month-old daughter include actresses Jada Pinkett Smith, Leah Remini and Cruise's ex, Penelope Cruz. Enditem

It will be very very soon that we will see baby Suri! Don't fret my dear kitty.