It's just weird how there was big hoopla when it came to Tom and Katie being together(Tom doing the pr blitz) and when they had the kid, they went away just like that. Hypothetically, if the conspiracy theorist are right, I would be weirded out but I think Suri exists, the Tomkat catastrophe calmed down after thankfully realizing they were overexposed.
My theory, Katie was never pregnant. She is a strict catholic so no sex before marriage and tom is a homo so no sex with women. The baby is a surrogate and the birth certificate is a fake.
i bet he sues someone (everyone) for defamation over this when he's got a new movie coming out and needs the publicity. to prove his case, he'll parade a stand-in around as soon as they find some kid who wants in on the deal.
Movementarians for the rest of my 10 trillion year life.
They'll probably buy a child from Cultsville, Arizona or someplace in the deep Jonestown-esque areas. One for each year of her life. Then they'll kill it on the original birthday in a sacrifice to their alien ancestors/planters.
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