Criminal mastermind Lindsay Lohan is now officially a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of watches and glasses.

Her motive: greed. And possibly a desire to be as celebrated as Anne Hathaway's Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises.

Lohan and her assistant (henchman) Sam Doyle were at the house of Sam Magid when Magid called the police to report a jewelry theft. Since then, he has recanted his story, writing a letter to the LAPD saying nothing was stolen.

LAPD isn't buying it: they have witnesses of their own who allegedly saw Lohan and Doyle doing the deed. Lohan is already on probation for jewelry theft, so this latest case could send her to prison. (It won't — she always gets away.)

Burglary charges aside, Lohan does not actually bear much resemblance to any Batman villains. She is, however, starting to look a little like "Cat Woman" Jocelyn Wildenstein.

http://gawker.com/5938346/notorious-...-jewelry-heist

I think she can do what she pleases. She's ****ing Liz Taylor. Just ask "Blowhan". Only you can't.

For some reason she brings out the 12-year-old-trainer-bra-"activist" I never knew I had inside me. "Meh, she's just stealing from rich people with too much **** anyway". Or whatever.

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Originally Posted by LaBellaVita
The last **** I saw, was so ****ing ugly it literally sent me into a depression. I became suicidal for a week.

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

uh... i never knew this was a demographic?

Seriously? It's totally a way for alternateenz to "fight the man" and also "get the consumer goods they want".

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Originally Posted by LaBellaVita
The last **** I saw, was so ****ing ugly it literally sent me into a depression. I became suicidal for a week.

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

12yo trainer bra activist?

no.

i've never heard of that.