ashton is gross.
jews are hot.
and clotty I dreamt last night that you had fallen in love with a 13 year old aspergers kid that there was a do***entary on about the other day who is a maths genius. in my dream you were going to move in with each other and collect robots together.

that's the kind of thing that would happen to me irl.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

um no. he is gross. and he is from iowa which makes it embarrassing besides.


ps yes there are jews in iowa but he is not one.

As opposed to his lovely charming gorgeous looks now?
He may sometimes know how to deliver a punch line, but he's got the looks of a chimpansee.
Never understood what she saw in him.
Always figured he was either hung like a whale or really, really good at house keeping.