And it goes ... a little something ... like this ...


Weeeeeeeeelllllll,

Courtney's a *****, she's a big fat *****,
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid *****, if there ever was a *****,
She's a ***** to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a *****
On Tuesday she's a *****
And Wednesdays and Saturdays
She's a *****
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kong mega mega *****

Have you ever met my friend Courtney,
She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old ***** and she has stupid hair,
She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****
*****, ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
She's a stupid *****,
Courtney Love's a *****,
And she's such a dirty *****.


And now, just the gays ... take it away boys ...

you are so hit or miss.

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

As much as I'm fond of South Park,
And not at all fond of Courtney Love,

Was this worth making a thread over?

Waitwait actually, I was being a *****.

But hells yeah. This could actually be good banter if folks just make up tunes about folks who suck (if it needs to be me, Mr FaD, fire on) and I think it'd be quality?

When I read that intro, I had this overwhelming compulsion to ask if that particular rumor was swirling.....

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challenging the heterosexist matrix in a single flounce

"Hello, my name is Rula Lenska and as always, I want to look my best"