http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2009/04/14/9109611-wenn-story.html Lohan hits back in dating spoof 
Lindsay Lohan has poked fun at her wild child reputation and split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson in a
spoof dating video for Will Ferrell's comedy website
FunnyOrDie.com.
The Mean Girls star is a regular in the tabloids and gossip columns, thanks to a tumultuous personal life, a string of drink driving arrests and three stints in rehab in recent years.
But Lohan has turned the extra attention into material for the funny skit, in which she laughs off rumours DJ Ronson's family is seeking to file a restraining order against her and claims she is on the verge of bankruptcy.
In the spoof, Lohan says, "Hi, my name's Lindsay and I'm searching for love. I'm recently single, I think, and I'm looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with - or, at least, the rest of my probation with.
"A little bit about me... I'm an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur, and I have single-handedly kept 90 per cent of all gossip sites in business. I would define my personality as creative, a little bit of a night owl, a workaholic, shopaholic, and according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work at hotels.
"And to put all those rumours to rest, I am not broke. I actually have over $400 in the bank...
"I'm looking for a compatible mate who's looking for a night on the town, as long as he or she is driving of course; likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders... "So if you think you can handle a redhead with a bit of sass... and by that I mean a redhead who's crazy - I mean, don't pretend like you don't know me, you've all read about it - we'll crash a few parties, a car or two... You can find me on the cover of Us Weekly, 'cause I'm 'so alone'."
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