If Tom Cruise said to YOU

I will give you $50Million dollars to marry me, for at least five years
And a $10Million dollar bonus for any children
but you have to at least fake being a scientologist. And sometimes you have to do him up the arse and have threesomes with will smith & fulfill all his other kinky sexual desire's.
Would you?



Remember the crazy that lurks behind that pretty face!
His mum and siblings also live in the mansion with you & Isabella & Connor.

Hell yes. I'll have ALL his fucking babies. And John Travolta's, but for a whole lot more cash. Ethan Suplee [sic] isn't as un-doable as you'd think either...

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Yes.. But only because I really love Will Smith.
And Nicole Kidman.
And it would just be one of those things.
I hate Tom Cruise, obviously, but to gone where Nicole Kidman has gone before.... And the Will Smith thing really sent me over the edge.

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The greatest asset they all have is themselves. And yet does anybody promote that to them? Does anybody tell them that they are the greatest asset they have? Or are they steered to idol worship? Are they moved, are they motivated, are they inspired to look at the president or any politician as their only salvation? If they are, it's just a shame.

hmmm. yes. but do i really have to have sex with him?

of course. and i love the old bat crazy bastard.

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