Aboriginal Leader Curses Nicole Kidman

16 December 2008 23:18:38

Hollywood Life.net



"Nicole Kidman has angered Aboriginal leaders by blowing into a didgeridoo during an appearance on a German TV show.

Apparently women aren't supposed to play the sacred instrument - because it will make them barren.

Nicole, 41, just gave birth to daughter Sunday Roast this summer and can't really afford to tempt fate.

Award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green said that Nicole's attempt to play the instrument "bastardizes our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren."

Wow - he's not messing around.

Meanwhile, Sydney's Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council cultural officer Alan Madden said Kidman and director Baz Luhrman should have known better, after spending time in Australia filming on location.

He says, "I presume she doesn't know, otherwise she wouldn't be playing it....Baz should know something about it, after working with those traditional fellas on the film."

(Looks like Sunday Roast may be the only course.)"

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"... I don't simply wash my hair, I make love to my hair, it is a process and it shows..."

Sounds like a country song to me.

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gosh aboridiginianals have never been so high profile

its all a bit silly really. nicole is clearly indigenous. and barren. what's the big deal? its a done deal

oh dear. awesome joke, really.

is that poor child really called like that btw?
edit: apparently I am the one who's stupid.
oh well. still, sunday rose is not the nicest name imaginable

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And I want to play hide-and-seek and give you my clothes and tell you I like your shoes and sit on the steps while you take a bath...

perhaps the academy could give the oscar to julianne moore since she deserved to be nominated for best actress for the hours.

nicole kidman deserves a curse for her fake oh my im crying russell crowe acceptance speech.

walking puke.

still better than courtney tho.