I would do it with her in a second... for 30 seconds!!!

Looking at that photo, I genuinely think that Renee Zellweger could play her in a film. With an English accent.

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The always primp and proper Martha Stewart dedicated an entire episode of her daytime show this week to everything Hot Dog related.

The Martha Stewart Show featured all kinds of hot dogs and toppings.

They even had a special 15-foot hot dog created by Empire National in Brooklyn that was hand delivered to Martha's studio.

And showing you can never be too proper, Ms. Stewart added, "For those of you who don't think length matters, I disagree – especially when it comes to wieners."

How saucy, Martha!

"There's just never enough bites in a hot dog," she added.

lol!

I can't believe this thread has made it to 4 posts already and zoanthropy isn't making "MILF" references

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