I dunno if anyone's been following the Gallo gossip recently, but it's all pretty hilarious and entertaining as usual.

Ok, so firstly this was reported on gawker.com....

Gossip: Vincent Gallo Lusts After Teenage Palin Daughters
Vincent Gallo Lusts After Teenage Palin Daughters
Indie actor and proud Republican Vincent Gallo failed to shock and awe with his in-real-life blowjob scene with Chloe Sevigny in The Brown Bunny. But the scruffy about-town Gallo should be more discreet about what he says to people about how "hot" the Palin family daughters are. Our correspondent Molly Friedman ran into him at the Andres Serrano after-party last night:

Via Molly:
"Ever seen the younger one? Yeah, they're the best looking family I've ever seen," said Gallo. He said something about guns, so I asked, are you are you a Republican? He said "Yes." I said, "Why?" He said, "Why not?" I said, "I asked you first."


He said, "Look, have you seen that Palin family? She is so hot. And her daughters are so hot." I said, "Which one, the pregnant one [Bristol, 17] or the younger one [Willow, 14]?" He said, "Both of them. They're the hottest family I've ever seen." I said, "So are you a pedophile?" And he said, "I've been called worse things."
The GOP must be thrilled to have him on their side.

Then Gallo responded in the comments section with this....

'I was at Andres Serrano's show and his PR girl Bettina asked if I would speak to someone from New York Magazine. I politely accepted though I preferred not to. However I assumed she wanted quotes about Andres' show. As I chatted with the young woman, a drunken ugly cunt whore named Molly Friedman listened in. I was speaking about subject matter dealing with impact coming from today's art world. Ms. Molly seemed thick headed, drunk, and confused though she pretended to understand and be interested like the cunning whore press cunt that she is. (Imagine what a pig she is to fuck.) In any case when the Palin family came up I mentioned how handsome they were as a family-how nice looking they all were-meaning I felt they were beautiful together and I enjoyed the idea that they may one day be the Vice Presidential family. I am sincere in that view though my conversation was lighthearted. The eavesdropping cunt Molly Friedman and her ugly, primitive mind invented her own view of my conversation. I was polite, casual, and spoke about how nice the Palin family unit was. I said the youngest daughter was so cute holding her baby brother. I was not and would never suggest I was sexually attracted to the Palin family daughters and I resent the whore Molly Friedman and Gawker for creating that spin. Let me remind the Gawker creeps that sex with minors is illegal and suggesting in any way that I am open for that is against the law, ugly, useless, rude, and small minded. The girl from New York Magazine has a tape of the entire conversation and I will shove it up Gawker's ass if they do not retract Molly's dishonest and ugly inventions. Fuck Gawker, fuck that ugly cunt Molly Friedman, and fuck all who have chimed in with their judgments, hate, resentments, and jealousy. I suggest you all read books, stay off the net, put down the chips and dips, and get in touch with what has made you so unhappy. For the record Molly, I will make you wish you were never born, you fucking cunt.

Regards,
Vincent Gallo'


That last paragraph was best.

Then, just now this was posted on ONTD, completely unrelated to the above drama.

ohnotheydidnt: vincent gallo will fuck you up
(Click on link to view the accompanying video)
vincent gallo will fuck you up
So yes, our videographer Liz Glover has a certain history with Vincent Gallo. And though things began civilly enough, things degenerated when -- all in good fun! -- Liz made a crack about Gallo's leather jacket, asking if it was in fact pleather. Let the record reflect we are in no way insinuating that Vincent Gallo would wear a pleather jacket! Quite the opposite in fact. Nevertheless, the jibe inspired Gallo's ire: "If you print that [Ed. note: 'print'?], I will track you down and make you wish you had never been born." Harsh! But Liz's daddy was a Green Beret, so she's not afeared. It should be duly noted—Liz, more out of karmic than physical anxiety, only agreed to show the clip if she could remove the actual “pleather” remark, since she told Gallo she’d cut it. And in fact I had to browbeat her into showing the clip at all. Therefore, please direct all anti-borning angst care of this website, not to Ms. Glover, who’s far tougher anyway.

God, I love Prince Vince. And I'm gonna use the love smilie once again to show you all how much.

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that yes shirt is sexy. and that's all that really matters.

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this brings much lolz. he's HOT, crazy HOT, and probably just crazy.

so he's really a republican? this makes me lol even more. he's not your usual republican... i guess what mrs palin thinks about him.

True Story

Vincent Gallo dated one of my best friend's mothers and proposed to her and she turned him down. Ended up marrying a crazy hot tuna fan with blue hair instead.

Oh forgot to mention:

Love this man. He's a genius.

I'd fuck the Republican right outa him...

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