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you are entirely too much of a nerd and have spent too much time playing DND or reading Elf Quest books.
lets be friends!!
I'm not so much of a nerd that I did not find your comment funny.
Parma-Violet
Elves are trendy now. The saying "That is sooo last year" is no longer trendy as it is sooo 4 years ago.
Elves are the latest trend.
All celebrities will be getting their ears stretched up top to keep up with the latest fad.
Paris Hilton will replace her dog with an elf doll and get plastic surgery on her ears.
Tori Amos will quit hiding her ears underneath her hair and wear elven pride t-shirts.
Tori and Kate Bush will have their final elven battle where they both transform into elves and sing. Kate will win and tell Tori to go rip someone else off.
Kat Bjelland and Courtney Love will too have elf wars. Kat Bjelland will prevail and steal herself back.
so wait.... you did find it funny. (i haven't slept much lately, so i kinda need things spelled out for me right now...)
and i'm having trouble with the kate/tori elven war... i love them both and both strike me as having very elfish qualities. i can't choose!!!
Yes. It was funny. I laughed. I don't like Tori. She annoys me. Shut up Tori will ya?
Kate however, it's like listening to a bunch of elven angels singing. Tori, it's like an elf whining about working in a keebler elf factory while running nails down a chalkboard.