well i was always pretty sure it is chris klein's baby, and i wonder why he has never tried to claim her

please, suri was created from the frozen sperm of l. ron hubbard, we all know that


& as for the baby basket, i would damn well hope so.
they're all grown up & ****, you'd expect them to at least pretend to be happy for one another.

I think I made a poll about the whereabouts of Suri Cruise's paternity...

I'm about to guess Graham Chapman's frozen sperm. It's as good of an explanation as any

Tom Cruise is clearly gay. Take one look at him and anyone could see that. The whole Oprah spectacle was clearly him trying to hide it. Remember him suing every Tom, Dick, and Harry who published **** about his sexuality? Only people with **** to hide are that crazy about rumours.

I don't doubt the baby is his, but I also don't think he's ever seen Katie's cooch. I'm willing to bet she used his frozen pop.

It's kind of sad though. Katie was an OK celeb before she turned into a robot for Tom. No wonder Nicole had to get out and live. I heard everything with Tom involves a confidentiality contract.

What a dull life.

I think Tom Cruise is gay too. And Scientology supposedly ''cures'' your ****sexuality and its funny that the biggest Scientoligists are Cruise and Travolta, two men who have been accused to be gay since the start of their careers.

Katie Holmes is all 'A-list' now which means she has absolutely no career.

Anyone notice that? The more famous you get, the less your movies make, the less people care about your movie?

Not that Katie was ever anything special.

And I don't think Suri is his either.