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Originally Posted by dirtyplotte  consensus - gay men say shes a heffer
everyone else says shes ok |
i think looks great for a woman her age. and usually speaking out against the gayz gets you a visit from the pink panthers who remove all of your diva cd collection, astroglide, tiaras, and fairy dust. but...
i got on the gay batphone (ala taintedglitter) and here is the true gay consensus which will be published on craigslist, all bathroom stalls containing gloryholes, and next month's Out magazine.
9 out of 10 bottoms would still bring her home for christmas pretending she is their girlfriend.
10/10 tops would still make out with her in front of everyone in the club after doing meth, poppers, and too much petshopboys with her.
6/10 versatile bottoms would still be seen with her in that outfit.
9/10 versatile tops would put her in in their top five on myspaz.
10/10 versatile thought she was fabulous in muriel's wedding (??)
12/10 drag queens are already practicing their talents and want to be her in their next miss gay universe pageant.
so, dirtyplotte, you will now be shunned from next years fashion week, the new project runway season, anywhere selling manolo blahnik shoes, any movie starring Will Smith and Tom Cruise, even uttering Madonna's name, highclassho threads, cyndi lauper's true colors tour, and all Will and Grace reruns.
you have commited a serious offense for falsely stating any gay data or opinions. you did not get a stiff sentence. we may let you get off on good behavior if you say five hundred 0 HAAAIIII MARYZ!!!!!! and 1000 hours of cleaning bathroom stalls, shower floors, and bedsheets at your nearest bath house during the white party. never forget WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU!!!
