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Lindsay Lohan might want to get a makeover — stat.
Exhausted from shopping on Robertson Boulevard in L.A. on May 9, the starlet took a break to grab lunch at Cuvée Café when fans started shouting, "Courtney! Courtney!"
"People actually mistook Lindsay for Courtney Love!" a source tells Star.
Wearing black Ray-Ban sunglasses and bright-pink lipstick similar to what Courtney sometimes wears, she was a dead ringer for the rock queen.
"She was also looking extremely pale," the source adds. "You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who's twice your age!"
Sorry, nay-sayers, it's 100% true. Courtney approached Pat, Pat talked Krist and Dave into it with some help from me and Bruce. Yes, it is a coup, yes it's happening in Redmond, yes it's happening this Summer. The Whigs will be in the supporting slot and Steven Jesse Bernstein will be headlining the 2nd stage. Be sure not to miss the Dickless and Gits reunion performances.
Yrs,
Jon
I don't believe it, but I do expect a Corky blog on this!
Courtney love discovered Adele? hhahhahaahh somebody hold me, a little bit of wee came out, this womans ego knows no bounds. And I think in her new blog she is trying to say that everyone called Cobain is really a fraud that stole kurts name and money and bought houses (1000 of them !!!) hahahahahahahhahaha Im glad my surname isnt cobain id be on Courtneys hit list.
Sorry, nay-sayers, it's 100% true. Courtney approached Pat, Pat talked Krist and Dave into it with some help from me and Bruce. Yes, it is a coup, yes it's happening in Redmond, yes it's happening this Summer. The Whigs will be in the supporting slot and Steven Jesse Bernstein will be headlining the 2nd stage. Be sure not to miss the Dickless and Gits reunion performances.
Yrs,
Jon
I don't believe it, but I do expect a Corky blog on this!
i need a brilliant macrame or knitter for creation de beaute
Current mood: determined
anyone out there super super crafty or if not have an amazing lace collection i could buy? im looking for someone who can knit lace, now thi sis a very very very lost art, i think there may be two old czech ladies in hollywood who did beading for Bob Mackie who do it but i noted a Victorian Knitting Blog and i saw some really beauitiful designs, i dont want to spill too much but we have to create a sample because peole have ZERO imagination and the people whop are financing my apparal certainly dont when i said body suits /tights and meant very very high end they sent me a brochure of like leg avenue wanna be pam andersons, NO NO NO, if you or anyone you know posseses this skill let me know at once- u shall be compensated and wee in preproduction so HURRY illalso need the lightest most amazing tulle i thinkMood just opened in la co sthe tulle at isw is stiff and vile i mean strimpet and pink light as a cloud imagine apair of tights youd sellf for 600 dollars? you CANT? well leave that to me- i just dont want to cut up wedding dressings for something made of polyuerthane in th eend and id trather pay fo rteh labour-=okay oi have to order my vintage fix and chant! do well go to us search and pick rhode island hawaii any state and just stick in the cobains, i think were at 4500 properties now! genius! i wish i knew how to use craigs list or id just blog this in there but hey fuck it
also lissie is still in the running to sing on the record as adele got famous after i told perez after "homecoming:" and now shes a;l huge -= i wonder if she has any clue how it occured- i mean i hearthis gilr and me and jason put it on jukebox i tell perez who has great ears and he blogs twice and bam shes insta star! cool! if youve got a booootoful voice i wanna hear it i mean lik emelissa tyoe higher than mine and you understand rock n roll - rollit on over to me girl were recording very very soon and would need you at rehearsal asap.
cnon my little otis hosiery obsessed child! come out come out! ill need apliques of cherry blowwoms and cabbage roses and ivy and wisteria too, and vv reloux flowers too.........hmmmm..........an dshreddd chiffon with distressesd beading we can make in my sewing rooom soon there wont be a sewing room so hurry bebe.
Former Hole singer Courtney Love, the widow of late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, has asked fans for help to find a new legal representative in a message posted on social networking site MySpace.com.
The star’s misspelled blog entry reads: “Due to a lawyer without power of attorney illegally signing $2.2 million in cheques when I was in the UK, everything he signed was 85 per cent fraud. Then, out of spite, his friend overpaid my taxes by about 400 per cent.”
Courtney says she believed her lawyer was acting illegally, adding: “So next time the NYC Attorney General calls, I’m happy to speak to him myself. As I understand it he was dismissed by my former lawyer.
“I don’t get that guy’s motivation, forcing me to sign tax returns I knew were illegal or pay down ‘diversions’ that are exactly the same amount as a business manager’s phoney corporation. Why? Why take an already complicated situation and f**k it up even worse? To break me? Because I’m worth nothing more than Kurt’s publishing? Which they’ll get over my dead body.
“No lawyer on this earth will agree that your criminal lawyer is by law allowed to write your contracts which include him wetting his beak at 175k for every deal you make! Toxic man.
“My police report for $2.4 million is filed and public now.”
The entry closed with a plea to fans for help, as Courtney asked: “Is anyone’s daddy a fraud lawyer? Forensic? A great Washington lawyer simple and plain and a winner?” following a tirade of allegations of fraud against her lawyer and accountant.
She added: “I am the champ, by the way, my FBI guy said in 28 years in law enforcement he’s never seen personal embezzlement or even embezzlement at this level, ever.”
Courtney claimed in March she was a victim of identity fraud, but police were said to be sceptical about her allegations.
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the power of negative thinking
light a candle for the sinners, set the world on fire!
Her Myspace blogs are the literary equivalent of this:
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM!?!?
__________________ "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."
"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. "
Hahahahaha, I think she was doing a monologue from a play.
I think "cinnamon" was supposed to be "sentimental" though. Whoops.
And the part "HE WAS THE LOVE OF THE HUTCH EMBODIED" or whatever. That really did it.
Giirrrl! That shit was crazy!! I think I'm just going to fwd it to a lot of people just to be random.
__________________ "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."
"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. "
