Happy Birthday Crackney

This is just AwFuL... Only one person remembered it was Courtney's Birthdate on July 8???

lol. july 9
and its jack white's as well. oh well

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There's more to Rozz than the tantalizing tidbits of the Guy from Creed but keep reading the blogs kitties for more morsels of pleasure and in the meantime check out the Dandy Warhols new stuff. The song Valerie Yum written by Mr. Rezabek and the Dandy's and it is a real TRIP have fun .........you can hear the original version of Valium on Rozz Rezabek's my space...

I love how the myspace team has to put out a bulliten demanding that people come wish her a happy birthday on her blog.

Yeah I remember when lots of people wished her Happy Birthday. Now myspace person has to send out a bulletin. Im not sure of the final head count but just wondering if it was only in the 100's, God dont tell me its less.
Oh and to Daylight just dont use words like Heppy and Aidzy like you have for years too. That real detrimental. I know talk about Courtney is concluding that just as the recent tabloids are saying Colin Farrell has sparked Aids fears too. I think instead of using detremental words about women like the c word and whore are just as bad as racial or religious slurs. Lets stick to teaching our children the sl sc sk words instead of scroungy words that detrimentalize certain groups.
Anyway I wonder how many people actually wished her one this year on her Myspace and who the heck is Elisha Culburt.

Why Court? Why?

Source: Celebitchy
by Cherry Liquor




Why'd she have to go and drag me into her mess of things? At one point in time, Courtney Love was hot. Don't deny it. When she got that make-over and those titty implants , she looked good and you know it. But everyone knows the mess since then and that's all they focus on. Including Courtney, apparently.

She's now claiming to have a split personality. She refers to having an "alter ego" in her MySpace blog, and has decided to name it Cherry Kookoo. Bitch, you know that's the nickname for my va-jay-jay! Don't do me like that, Court! I can't even think about my cooch right now, I'm so disgusted.


Salacious Sidelick: Today is Courtney's 44th important]birthday. My love hole, for the record, is much younger than that.

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OMFG That was great.

is that misfit cult's alter ego?

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"the painkillers are better even than high fashion and good coffee." - barkstonwill

You are a very sick man and just more than a tad CRAZY. Seriously, you are so delusional that you placed Courtney on that list- not to mention comparing her to Robert Blake?

Damn boy- you have NOT been taking your medication recently have you? Now now, you know what your Psychiatrist told you about not taking the pills he gives you? IF you don't take them, than you will never be normal or have a real life.

I truly think you belong in the Loony Bin. I think your psychosis has completely rotted what used to be referred to your your brain. What is it like to have leakage out both your anus and your ears?

You think it was ok for Robert Blake to kill the trampy lady because she played him? Sure, and while you are at it, hookers can't get raped can they? You line of thinking is as disturbing as your existance on earth.

You are just the type to go mow down some people because you are having an off day. Or perhaps just release people's private phone #'s to the internet when they trusted you with it.

You are a manipulative little punk and far to old to be behaving in this manner. Quit trying to con your way into shit and grow the fuck up already.

the new sweet sixteen blog that i just read on perez is cracked out in so many ways. i mean, it's about a sweet sixteen, yet she types that her daughter is fourteen - not to mention the whole 'child of 9 and 40" part. um what? crack crack meth.

Yah man I didn't get that either. Frances is a child of 9 and you made her cry and you can't make her 14 year-old child cry on her 16th birthday.

her same old routine. she's pissed at somebody and starts up with "kurt hated them" or "they're stealing from my daughter" and now "he made my daughter cry on purpose".

this following likely didn't happen, but for the benefit of the inevitable tell-all book, i hope it did:

courtney, desperate to recapture her glory days, insists the theme of her daughter's sweet sixteen is "1994-1995". she then goes about inviting the who's who of the era.
and while stephen dorff RSVP's yeah, billy, keanu, brad & r.e.m. all decline. but at least they have the decency to notify her, unlike jeff buckley. courtney takes to myspace and fires out a 1,000 "word" missive about how buckley has as good as spat in the face and pissed on the shoes of kurt cobain's daughter, and moralizes that while he may still be mad she (courtney) wouldn't sleep with him, he shouldn't take it out on her daughter. (kasey katz responds: "i couldn't agree more and hate that you have to deal with this. you've been through enough. men are pigs (hint hint) stay strong xx").

breaking the news to her daughter, courtney is surprised to see she not only isn't upset, but barely containing her elation. she demands an explanation.
"they're nice and all -uncle billy is always asking about my bruises- but i was thinking the party could be more about me & my own friends." says frances.

i'm sick of typing and don't know how it ends.

i want more!

The book of Cletus would make more dough than any record CL will never put out.

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Karmi .....

Courtney gossip from Life With My Sister Madonna...nothing special but kind of interesting.
This takes place at Donatella Versace's home after Gianni's funeral.

"Courtney Love is also there, but Madonna avoids talking to her because she thinks Courtney is crazy. Courtney and I have a moment's conversation in which she says, "I see Madonna and me as Joan Crawford and Bette Davis, but I can't work out who is who."

I smile and shrug.

At around ten-thirty, Madonna, who always goes to bed at eleven on the dot, leaves, but I stay...

I go upstairs to the bathroom. When I pass one of the guest bedrooms, I see Courtney - dressed in a beige silk minidress with spaghetti straps, her hair as messy as ever - sitting on the bed, looking sad.

She is all by herself, so I sit with her and we start talking. Then she pulls out a packet of coke, which may as well have been half an ounce.

"I've got this," she says, "But I've never done it before. Would you like to do some?"

I fight to stop myself from bursting out laughing. "You've never done it before?"

"No, I've never done it before."

"Would you like me to show you how?"

Courtney nods, so I go through the pantomime of showing her how to cut lines, which I suspect we both know she knows only too well, but I play along.

We starts to party together. Then Donatella becokons from her sitting room across the hall and we join her.

Every time Courtney does a line, she proclaims, "Okay, that's my second time. That's my third time. That's my fourth time."

In the end, I say, "Courtney, just stop counting."...[Donatella demands "Candle in the Wind" be played over and over]...All the while Courtney is still counting. "This is my fiftieth time. This is my fifty-first time."

Then the doorbell rings and it's Ed Norton, whom Courtney was seeing at the time.

She says, "Christopher, go tell him I'm sleeping."

I refuse. Then I decide that the time has come for me to escape this surreal scenario and get back to reality, so I leave."

^So, she gets high in another person's home? Of all places, the home of the sister of a man who was recently murdered? It sounds like BS to me. He's lookinhg for his 15 minutes.

I mean, Courtney is nutty...but why the fuck would Ed show up? Doesn't seem like that's his crowd.

I wonder Carolyn Bessette was there. Now that's class.

I think it's actually a relatively mild Courtney story and don't think it sounds all that unbelievable. Making green tea with her daughter while waiting for the ambulance in order to make the overdose fun would sound suspicious too, if the story didn't come from Courtney herself.

She's mentioned exactly once, and it's a fairly throwaway, brief passage. I see no reason why he'd make it up. It's not as though in 2008, decade old Courtney Love gossip is a ticket to the top of the bestseller lists.

Old Courtney post where she goes through PJ's bag.
courtney love talks about polly - @forums

sorry if it's been posted but I just saw that today

what's this sweet sixteen shit??