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411mania.com: Music - Courtney Love's Prank Suicide Call To The Police

Courtney Love's Prank Suicide Call To The Police
Posted by Mitch Michaels on 07.01.2008

We all love a good Courtney Love story...

Right after Courtney Love said she was suicidal because someone had stolen Kurt Cobain's ashes, police were called to her home to intervene in a reported suicide attempt.

Courtney was asleep in her home on the border of Beverly Hills and West Hollywood when her house servant was awakened in the middle of the night by loud banging. She answered the front door and was shocked to see 10 police officers standing there.

"An officer held up a ‘5150 order,' a police form which allows them to haul someone off to a psychiatric ward," said the insider. "The house servant went up to Courtney's room and woke her. Courtney was bleary-eyed and very scared when she saw all the officers.

According to the insider, the officers explained that they had obtained the order because of a report they had just received claiming she was trying to take her life.

"She convinced them that there was no truth to it, and they finally agreed to leave without her. But she was extremely shaken."

Police did not reveal who had made the prank suicide call.

Courtney Love was seen riding in a grocery cart over the weekend. She told paparazzi she'd broken her toes.

Credit: TeamSugar.com

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she just blogged,why is she being so ehrm nice?

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I wish Reggie would kill Archie and take over this comic

what is she blogging? post please....i don't venture to myspaz often anymore.

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There's two:

"Thursday, July 03, 2008

babies

Current mood: eccentric

just want to hank allyou supportive lovely people and thank you for putting up with my kookoo bananas alter ego should; we give her a name?
shoudl we give my alter ego a name? hmnmmmm Cherry! "Cherry kookoo" so if /when im overcome and blog again wich i wont do i took a picture of a friend looking at me rather sternly to remind me not to- well know it was Cherry Kookoo, but i think I've killed her off.
back to my shopping basket! Your support means the world to me i read every comment!
rock on"


"Thursday, July 03, 2008

last blog

Current mood: blessed

hey all

i blogged the other night around 4am , i had broken two toes, was in extreme pain and was furious at this experian and these credtit card bills and this computer being shared by a 100 people and its all very very frustrating and my cork simply popped, yeah im piised at ryan and i stand by what i said about Perez and his situation i think he is in Danger - but as long as i keep saying that the CPAs) in question will keep doing things like truning off my credit cards en masse , or "dissapearing" 7 digits wich i really cannot afford,
In any case some of the people mentioned i dont believe had anything to do with this- terrible fraud, and were greatly offended, wich i can understand,and ideeply apologise, search engines are not always accurate - and even tho my computer is not controlled by me and i know theres dozens of people sharing - they were cutting off emails and - dozens try hundreds- its so viral if you come near it you may get sucked up BUT that doesnt excuse the 24 hour rule- eg write what you want as furious frustated and confused as you may be but sit on it for 24,
if i had done so i wouldn t have posted all of that information some of wich is very incorrect, and i apologise with no compunction to any innocent parties whose feelings got hurt by my 4am crazy toepain pissed off steaming self, i have professionals to do deal with this stuff and its time for me to let it go, and let God.
May Right Be Done.
In the meantime again i profusely apologise , sometimes in our private moments we write many things - and obviously those things should not be shared ina public forum at 4am when I'm nutty as hell and blinded - really- by pain-"Shoptoe" hurts like hell.

so please accept my apology it is sincere and i hope we can all move on, those of you who took loans and stole from my child know who you are and those of you who did not know who you are on top of wich im sure none of the majority of you guys wantrs to hear about money , religion , sex an d politics oh im sure you'd love to hear about sex- too bad i dont talk about it!

anyway thats me - i guess i have a kookoo biorythym and it just snapped and again , couldnt be more regretful of my impulsive action and anyone it hurt.

i just want to finish lyrics about footbinding , Mrs Haversham, ,and all these whitelight whitehead images im bursting with and rock with my most excellent band and give yall a great website and cd and record and the most FABULOUS soft ts and jeans yeah JEANS that youve ever seen and i would like to say to Gerard - you are a gent man. Truly.

Panos call me. i still have no reception. but its important. i have made the slippers. i have a great photog to do the work stuff ill give you his website.

alla pologies
Courtxxx"

is someone editing her blogs now? i should be able to breeze through that in less than a minute and not have to read it again. i mean, really.

and jeans? please dont.

What the fuck...there's no way the true Crackney is writing those blogs.

did she get hacked?!?!


edit: i blame karmi

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"the painkillers are better even than high fashion and good coffee." - barkstonwill

I know Courtney's all about England etc. etc. but she's American and spelling "apologize" with an 's' leads me to also believe that she is not writing the blog, unless she's always spelled it that way.

toepain? popper be having a brand new bag.

what's all this shit about hundreds of people using her computer? and deleting shit left right and centre? i think she's watched hackers one time too many, mad bitch.

man... hope she gets some help

and to whom it may concern.. :hearts&teddybears:
that was the idea, right about now, anyhoo

<3

Im sure people like Kittykitty, Uglylips aka Kasey Kut me for Kourtney Katz and a few select others probably believed the ALL of the 380 million blog.
Now Courtney comes out and aplogizes to some big names. Thats a first, but then again never would expect her to slam all her old bankers and stuff or make apologiies or have someone else do it (Im sure she was contacted by one of the people mentioned lawyers).
For once she admits she lied a little at 4 AM. Yeah I dont know if it was her writing it either. It could have very well been her myspace person or even someone higher up.
Her attention getting skills arent to great. I mean those new pics of her looking pale and pasty swimming in some sort of neglijay type of thing was just pathetic. I wonder if there is film footage to say she limped.
Yeah and I wonder why the cops arent saying who called in the suicide attempt. Heck that would be the best payday her daughter and two other dependents on her ( Wendy Oconner and Kim Cobain) would have ever got.
Whatever the outcome is, it doesnt look good. She made that crazy dementia filled rant on her blog, has her or someone else comeback and apologize. She is paranoid her computer is bugged. Go down to Best Buy and get it debugged or buy a new computer! All those credit cards-anyone with a credit card knows that its really easy to get any fraudlant and unautorized charges off of them. She is just full of it and Im not sure which she will lose first her mind or body. Pin thin and pasty. God where is her mind? She must have real poor minded people making her decisions. Whoever idea it was to go down to swim with a foot brace (is there video showing if she is actually limping??) and wearing that get up was poor judgement. Courtney would do her best to just stay out of the public eye and not show raw footage or pics of her. Its just so unbecoming and as I said before could easiey qualify as the Mutt of Hefners mansion and he can tell her to go fetch.
I get an ad on here that shows a pic of Courtney asking to sign up for her ringtones. The pic looks great, not a shell of a person she looks like now. Her hair looks greasy in the beach pics and probably not washed for days to add body and fullness to her hair.
All I can say is it would be better off for her to stop making these lame attempts for photo ops that so far have only ended up on Perez and TMZ and stay out of the public eye for awhile. Can the album since low sales are bound to happen (havbe you seen what people write about her on Perez and other boards-not flattering, she may be reading her free myspace website but those are only about six or seven people a day(some being mulitple aliases) saying only the good things cause thats all that will get thru but I suggest she go over to any other board and read the comments about herself to get a better pic of self and how the public views her.
Yeah and the jeans (OMG nooooooo) the tshirts, I just cant see them doing that well. Times have changed and its not the nineties anymore.
Delullsional to think she is going to make her merchandise a cash cow, I really think she is setting herself up for failure.
I was told by two different people in the know about Courtney, one a recent former employee and the other a probably soon to be let go employee that Courtney doesnt want to be on camera anymore or do anymore albums. I can see why, her voice and body are shot. The airbrushers will be working overtime photoshopping her, usually they take weight off but it looks like they will have ti airbrush the photos so she isnt a bag of bones.
Poor decision making on her part. These photo op things only lead to boards such as Perezes saying bad but honest things about how she is percieved.
I would defiently be like she was a few years back and stop calling the Papparazi to photo her and keep staying up nights and sleeping all day so she doesnt get even more bad press. Its going to be really interesting if she gets shunned by the press like AS. It looks since her career has been anitclimatical for over ten years that she has been pretty much blacklisted.
Im not saying she cant make a comeback, sure she could but its no secret that it would be very limited.
If she has "tons" of new material like she said when she was doing AS saying so many songs to choose from for that album then her best roll of the dice would be to scrap all those leaks, put them on a filler stuff and hope and pray the ton of new stuff will amount to some sales. I think she might be worried though. Any musician that has to start hawking jeans and tshirts on the side, unless they are A list, must be pretty desperate. That idea is just tacky, its easy to get some cheap labor out of India to exploit those people with hopes of making a few sales. Im sure she must have at least some money to keep up her drug habits and living, probably for life. She may be crying wolf with all this thievery stuff but highly doubt she is in the poorhouse since she still has some holdings. I think her lying and upping her missing money amount is a cheap publicity stunt hardly anyone has noticed, along with her last two photo ops. What a nutbag and horrible excuse for a human. So sad she has to bring others down at her expense and missing money paranoia. The only words to describe her start with a sc, sk, or sl.

ignoring the fact you could write an A-Z picture book on bitchy description words for courtney love (to teach children the importance of harboring crazy grudges and directing improportionate amounts of rage at their hasbeen heroes of yesteryear), i can't for the life of me figure out what word(s) you're referring to that start with "sc"?

scientologist is the only thing i can think of that applies, but that seems like a bit of a stretch. schemer? scenester? scary? schizo? curious to know what you meant.

it must be scholar.

or maybe he's using some pirate lingo and he's calling her a Scalliwag.

For one thing- good idea when the gossip thread gets bored not only will I try to help think up of a-z descriptions, we can do both positive and negative too and see which wins.
Quite contarty to your statement about me coming on here where Courtney Love and Kitty Radio and still hooked up in some way through most search engines, that was Courtney Love herself who told me through her blog to come here and state. I actually do feel many of the desrciptions I have said, I rwally hope someone smart lifts them for a book, maybe some type of tell all would generate some interest and help sales at her end.
Its just that she told me to post over hear and so I did and just letting everything out I know since nobody else really has. My experience was very brief and dont even know or even seen Courtney Love. It was a laspse in judgement on both our parts but in result before all that I was used as a pawn, led to believe things that werent true, coaxed into hurting other people "for the sake of Courtney" Alot of crap I had to deal with for what??? A smear in one of her blogs? Not nice period. So as you kow I didnt make the leak and never said anyone did, even though it was rumored that i did say that, but that would be lying. There was only one kind of imcrinating thing that would have breached his confidentiality contract but it was so vague- staying up all night with Courtney trying on besuty products. So what if they didnt sleep. Anyway Courtney said to come over hear and post.
Believe me if Curtney looked great with a on overly photoshopped pic or was doing something good like going out each day and handing out foodless to the homeless, much which were much like her but didnt have the means or the money to keep a home and an addiction.If she were doing something good that would be one thing, not showing the contanst pics of her smoking cigs, not the long paranoid bugs are in my computers these are the people I need to go after blogs I may just say hey great.
Right now though, she needs a close look at a year ago today, right before she did her Roxy Show and the weight and speech problems then and then now a year later. What has been accomplished? Not much but smears, showing off her mental state and not very good of anybody in control of molding her career the way its been for her. Epsically her "PR" person Jason T who always swears, you would have never seen Brooke or the two Admins of cl.com talk like that. One was yanked about Perez?
And whats the deal with Perez?? Its like she is outing him or something. She states that hes in "Danger" and wonder of he is falling into a disease like Hep C or Aids, something sex transmited if its true what jason T said about him getting it all weekend up in SF during Pride Fest,or maybe drug use, but I think Courtney wouldnt warn him about that-just share. I would be pissed as hell and making calls to some old timers about Courtney if I were Perez. She has outed him somehow and in an earlier blog a month or two ago she talks all ghetto and mean to him. I cant figure out if there friends or enemies or just piggybackers. I like Perez, I like it when self made people who are out of the cookie cutter norm make it but wouldnt be happy right now with whatever dangerous he is doing.
Anyway FFF Sci,screach,scalliwag, schemester,scary, schizo,scammy, skanky, sleazy, slinky, slummy, scummy, skeezy, slutty, slimey,scrappy,oh and Joy Behar made up one of The View the other day about something and think it was "Skneezy" All the girls around the table were asking it what it meant, I dont think she really had an answer but Id ad Skneezy too. I think "sloot" has just been added refering to the Aruba killer.Theres a website somewhere that list them all, I thin they are pretty popular words in some high schools now that they discourage ho and the n word now.

Here's an old message to the mods from Krazy Kasey, aka Jama:

Kasey Katz


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Send Message Reply with this quote Post a reply to this Topic Posted: Jan 11, 2008 10:10 AM
The reason I blocked you was the same reason a lot of fans were trying their utmost best to block and de-friend you. I blocked you because it took 3 solid months of ass kissing and bullshit to get on Courtney's friends list because Tyler refused to allow anyone on her friends list who didn't kiss his ass. We, the fans, did not want to be kicked off her friends list because we had fought so goddamn hard to finally get on there to begin with. I wonder how many underage boys had to suck Tyler's dick to get on Courtney's friends list. Yeah, I know about that stuff. So don't play me.

Why was I so quick to block many of you, although not all of you, moderators, you ask? Simple math, dumbass. Wake the fuck up and see the truth instead of attacking and scapegoating an innocent victim here who only ever had moderator functions turned on AFTER you, Jude, and wonderland left. Y'all sure the fuck weren't going to turn it on before you left because you were aware that I knew the truth and would post links to where Courtney herself had pointed out a month before that Tyler had screwed her over. Nice joke, hardy har har, thanks for fucking me over FIRST, asshole. You have the audacity to ask me why I blocked you after what ya'll did to me? Fuck you, asshole. You have to ask why I blocked and de-friended your ass so easily? Give me a fucking break. I de-friended you because I knew the truth. That's why.

There is way more to the story than what you portray here. You are going off half cocked without knowing all the facts. Or maybe you do know all the facts and are part of the smear campaign that started against me by Tyler/Viper/tompussy, Jude and wonderland BEFORE this myspace drama ever got started. Spinning this as only about the myspace thread and saying that no one was bashing Courtney in the mod threads and in private messages is a bold faced lie. Pretending that I de-friended and blocked you without a damn good reason is a bold faced lie. Courtney had publicly stated several times that Tyler had screwed her over, yet y'all still sided with Tyler when the truth came out and scapegoated me and Karmi while you refused to leave up posts where someone tried to point out that Courtney publicly stated that Tyler had screwed her over. Y'all perpetrated the lie for Tyler by no banning his ass and then sided with him against Courtney and tried to scapegoat both me and Karmi. Didn't think I don't knew about that, did you? I have other sources not even associated with Karmi who were real friends (unlike you, Jude and wonderland) to me to warn me of what y'all were doing.

Either you don't know the full story or you are part of the smear campaign that a few mods including Jude and wonderland started against me BEFORE Juliet turned the word moderator on under my name with no functions but infract, which did nothing but cause me grief with the coordinated private message attacks against me by KR trolls y'all fed private information about me to for days on end. And you wonder why I de-friended your ass. With friends like you, who the fuck needs enemies. I hope y'all enjoyed laughing while I had to deal with the trolls you coordinated and sent to tie me up while y'all quit modding altogether BEFORE the myspace drama started. Your karma you are creating by smearing and scapegoating two innocent people because you aided and abetted Tyler is going to be way worse than my karma for simply doing the right thing once I had all the facts. Standing up and saying how I really feel both privately and publicly instead of being two-faced and working against Courtney behind her back isn't going to cause me any bad karma whatsoever. I never betrayed anyone. The law of cause and effect. Fuck me over and get de-friended. I can sleep peacefully with a clear conscious because I did the right thing. You played a part in railroading me. I'll take my karma over yours any day.

I won't bother to explain it all at this point because I will be leaving this group after this post and completely severing ties with the mods who set me up. Setting me up with the title "Moderator" under my name yet giving me no functionality to mod, then leaving me to handle coordinated attacks against me from your KR fri