Yeah, to clarify this one: the figure zoanthropy's given is in dollars, not pounds.

I think this raises some questions about divorce. Is the cut of earnings that the divorcee gets meant to compensate them, to help them survive on their own, or what?

Also:

"Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year - so obviously she's meant to travel B class while her father travels A class, but obviously I will pay for that."

She's not really trying to rebuild bridges with the public, is she?

She will.

She fucking better. If she spends it and she's still miserable she will literally have no redeeming qualities of any kind.

Haha, this is exactly what I thought when I read about it earlier.

Hang on while I whip out the world's smallest violin for you doll.

Her moan about how (I paraphrase) McCartney would slap an injunction on her in a minute if she tried to move overseas was particularly amusing. Shit, you'd think they had a kid together or something. How unreasonable of him.