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Chad Kroeger of Nickelback told Playboy Magazine that he learned how to suck his own dick after someone dared him to for a case of beer.
Chad said, "I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."
We've all sucked a little dick for a case of beer before. Chad, do us all a favor and keep your dick in your mouth. It will save us all from having to hear your shitty music.
Maybe you could send him like a coat hanger or soup mix in the mail with a post it-
"when you paint with your eyes closed, you never become picasso, you just become an ironic narcissist with uncomfortable shades".
Throwing people off is thrilling.
Chad said, "I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."
i probably would've killed to be able to do that at 14 but for some reason the idea never occured to me
I wonder if he had that big ass Jheri Curl when he was 14?
We can but hope. The student with an awesome tonsure of Jheri Curl verisimilitude has left school now. I cried a single tear. I should have got a photo.
__________________ Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter
I'm going to go throw up now 
