Xtina's Popped

Life & Style reports that Xtina popped out a baby at Cedars earlier today in Los Angeles. Xtina was scheduled to have a c-section sometime this weekend. A neighbor of Bat Boy's father confirms that she's given birth. The neighbor said, "Of course! I talked to Jack earlier today. He's so happy to be a grandfather. He's thrilled to be a grandfather again, for the second time."

Neighbors are so damn nosy with big mouths. No word on what kind of citrus fruit Xtina popped out, but we know that bitch's baby is going to be orange. It was also reported earlier that she was having a boy. Poor boy is going to come out orange with a full face of make-up and bat wings.

I can't wait to hear the name of this one. Bat Boy Jr. has a lovely ring to it
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Chris-O'Donnell Aguilera?

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wowo both her and nicole richie gave birth on the same day in the same hospital? lets hope there's no switcheroo

Aww I want to know the name she decided on.

so did they just do the c-section then or did she actually give birth?

For real? I hope that there is one.

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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

his name is max.

well the name's not so bad.

maxxtina.

but i'm still distraught that it wasn't a miscarriage or that she didn't get an abortion. her reputation is forever ruined with me. never again.

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hollywood would be jealous.

i didn't even know she was preggerz.

Max Liron.

Her baby will be FABULOUS, darling.

Christina and Jordan were married for a while before she got pregnant, and they seem to love each other. They both have jobs. I'm rooting for them.

i can't wait to see a photo of her baby! haha

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Remember this?

TeenHollywood.com - Aguilera: 'Pregnant Spears' Career Is Doomed'

Christina Aguilera has warned pop rival Britney Spears not to expect a comeback after her baby is born - because she's "let herself go" too much to reclaim her sex symbol status.

The Dirrty singer is horrified by the deterioration in Spears' appearance since she announced she's expecting her husband Kevin Federline's child earlier this year.

And Aguilera hopes the Toxic star will be content with motherhood, because she doubts she'll ever be a pop star again.

She says, "She's let herself go. I can't see a comeback on the cards."

Xtina weighs about twice as much now as she did in the "I Turn to You" video, but with her last album she established herself as a career artist. I don't think her gays will care that she got fat. As long as her face stays pretty and she doesn't start talking like Liz Taylor she'll be fine.

i agree, christina at least has talent.

allll britney ever had was her body. hah

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bleh, didnt even know she was pregant!