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01-11-2008, 07:43 AM
|  | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | So, place your bets: how long til Paris and K-Fed do a sex tape? Not that I'm pissing myself with excitement or anything.
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01-11-2008, 08:32 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | I thought Paris turned over a new leaf after prison. I assumed she'd be making lesbian vids now. Condy is available.
__________________ Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter | 
01-11-2008, 08:51 PM
|  | thatyou didthis TOME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by bort I thought Paris turned over a new leaf after prison. I assumed she'd be making lesbian vids now. Condy is available. | excuse me, but Condy just hasn't found the right man yet | 
01-11-2008, 08:51 PM
|  | Smokin' and drinkin' | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Peter Cook's ashtray
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| | | I'd rather see Michael McDonald and Mayor MacCheese do a sex tape. | 
01-11-2008, 09:44 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by emily34695 I'd rather see Michael McDonald and Mayor MacCheese do a sex tape. | Michael McDonald and Al Jarreau. Please.
__________________ Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter | 
01-11-2008, 09:51 PM
|  | Favorite Number: forklift | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | I think they already made the sex tape and are waiting for a new low in both of their careers to actually leak it.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. | 
01-11-2008, 09:58 PM
|  | Smokin' and drinkin' | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Peter Cook's ashtray
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Originally Posted by bort Michael McDonald and Al Jarreau. Please. | Michael McDonald and Philip Michael Thomas, with a dash of Carl Lewis. FTW | 
01-11-2008, 10:08 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by emily34695 Michael McDonald and Philip Michael Thomas, with a dash of Carl Lewis. FTW | If we could perhaps shoehorn Grace Jones in for Double Flat Top Power...
You might be excited to learn, K Fed fans, that there is serious excitement brewing in NZ over the fact that C4 (music channel) is showing Cool As Ice on TV tomorrow night, and is advertising it heavily. I can't wait.
If Vanilla Ice can remake Rebel Without A Cause, then what price a K Fed remake of, say, On The Waterfront? Featuring Paris Hilton as Eva Marie Saint, and that fat guy that looks kind of like Chris Penn and was in "Daddy Daycare" as Karl Malden.
__________________ Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter | 
01-11-2008, 10:26 PM
|  | Smokin' and drinkin' | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Peter Cook's ashtray
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Originally Posted by bort If we could perhaps shoehorn Grace Jones in for Double Flat Top Power... | And everyone ever in the R&B group "Full Force":
Shit, let's just throw Samantha Fox in there as well, why the fuck not. | 
01-11-2008, 11:08 PM
|  | give me the sickest one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: fox in the snow
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| | | she's the most boring fuck on the planet
__________________ When I awoke, the Dire Wolf
Six hundred pounds of sin
Was grinning at my window
All I said was "Come on in".
Grateful Dead | 
01-12-2008, 07:58 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by dirtyplotte she's the most boring fuck on the planet | You don't think she'd have improved since A Night In Paris? I don't either, I have to say.
__________________ Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter | 
01-12-2008, 08:13 AM
|  | guess who's back? | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by emily34695 And everyone ever in the R&B group "Full Force":
Shit, let's just throw Samantha Fox in there as well, why the fuck not. | My body never knew such pleasure/my heart never knew such pay-ee-yaa--eee-aaaiiinn. | 
01-12-2008, 08:33 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by Daylight22 My body never knew such pleasure/my heart never knew such pay-ee-yaa--eee-aaaiiinn. | Wasn't that one just Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, without Full Force in tow? It's no Lost in emotion, anywhen.
__________________ Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter | 
01-12-2008, 10:44 AM
|  | Call me.....PLEASE | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: North Miami Beach, Florida
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| | I would pay big bucks for the actual tape of Paris getting pregnant and the video of Paris giving birth...
That would be priceless.... | 
01-12-2008, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by zoanthropy I would pay big bucks for the actual tape of Paris getting pregnant and the video of Paris giving birth...
That would be priceless.... | You are disgusting. | 
01-12-2008, 05:11 PM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by zoanthropy I would pay big bucks for the actual tape of Paris getting pregnant and the video of Paris giving birth...
That would be priceless.... | always one (million) steps too far with you | 
01-28-2008, 06:49 AM
|  | pioneering new emotions | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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Originally Posted by dirtyplotte she's the most boring fuck on the planet | She's a piece of meat with a blonde wig and a hole in it. Suits me. Last thing I want to see is her writhing around trying to be sexy. The girl's too dumb to fuck properly, it'd be like doing an actual retard. | 
01-28-2008, 07:22 AM
|  | Call me.....PLEASE | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: North Miami Beach, Florida
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| | | the Paris and K Fed sex tapes are done and are presently in the marketing stage. One of the tapes is of K Fed taking Paris's virginity away. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode |
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