Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen's Latest N.Y. Hookup - Couples, Ashley Olsen, Lance Armstrong : People.com

God, I love when celebrities totally mind**** me with who they date. That's not sarcastic, I do love it. It's refreshing. And weird. And this one in particular makes me want to do that cartoon thing where you shake your head back and forth and your face makes a woobly noise.

I find that REALLY bizarre. But, from his perspective, I'd rather **** an Olsen over Cheryl Crow.

that's kind of almost disgusting. actually. i realize he's holding on to life by a ball and ****. but let's not rob cradles, you pervy old man.

he's 35 and she's 21. that is not that bad. and i would totally **** Lance Armstrong. or Ashley. just to impregnate her and pull a Federline on her ***. haha.

He's only 35? Whoa, I thought he was older. I, too, find it odd that they are "dating". Who would have guessed? Then again, hasn't she dated older guys before or was that just tall guys?