According to Maxim Magazine, these are the unsexiest women on the planet:

5. BRITNEY SPEARS
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet
Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she’s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.


4. MADONNA
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy’s menopause aisle
Why She’s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you’ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.


3. SANDRA OH
Where You’ve Seen Her Unsexy: Grey´s Anatomy
Why She´s Unsexy: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we’re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won’t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.


2. AMY WINEHOUSE
Where You’ve Seen Her Unsexy: Onstage, offstage, and in the tabloids after cleaving herself and her husband
Why She´s Unsexy: When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there’s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, “Nooo, nooo, nooo!”


1. SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Sex and the City, Honeymoon in Vegas
Why She´s Unsexy: How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with “sex” in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we’d rather ride Chris Noth.

what is the point of a list like this?

who cares if they're "unsexy".

well i'm all about hating on sjp.

she thinks she's pretty goddamn cute.

the sad thing is i have all these sample vials of her shitty perfume.

and i'm gonna have to wear them eventually bc i'm anal like a chinaman about wastefulness.

although i did learn one thing from her.

to use toilet seat covers to blot oil off your face instead of paying $10 for a tiny pack of that same kind of paper.

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i never knew this?

do you go around to public toilets to collect them?

or you can order them online?!

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I would also like to know if that is true.

I think you can buy small packs of them in the sample/travel size product section of drug stores.