Damn, she's cheap.

haha, might be ! if i was in bev hills i'd take her weave out

I would never ask for money if Britney crashed into my car....

Instead I would run over and ask is everything OK...

She would say, "Yes"

Then I would ask if I can have a hug...

She would say, "Yes"

Then I would ask....I want you to have my baby....

She would say, "Yes"

Then I would say, " yessss"



Does everyone realize Julie Brown is sitting back drinking Mojitos over this whole Britney Spears saga...

Have you heard that Britney Spears is going to show her Spread Eagle on Playboy magazine...

If she does that I am going to buy so many magazines... Its going to be a collectors items...



Does Britney realize how many mens hands are going to adjust Britney's precious **** to get that perfect shot?..