If I ever had to pick the perfect example of poise and elegance, it would be Britney Spears. She knows how to compose herself in any social setting. Britney’s body language in no way ever insinuates that she’s about two seconds away from blinding the entire room with her wombat vagina. No, not Britney. She’s a sophisticated woman and class-act all the way. I’m not even afraid that my eyes are the slightest movement away from searing pain. Wouldn’t even think about it. In fact - oh Christ, she moved! I’m blind! Totally blind. Her crotch melted my eyes. Call an ambulance! No, wait, what is Criss Angel doing here? Is he here to cure me with his magic? It looks like he’s going over to Britney and – Kill me! Kill me now! More pics of Britney at the opening of LAX in Vegas over the weekend after the jump. Check them out if you no longer value your eyesight.
Photos: Splash
I used to think Criss Angel was really hot, but this whole Britney thing has caused me to re-evaluate.
I agree. He has become totally NOT hot to me...almost to the point where I find him repulsive to look at. I doubt that has anything to do with him being with Britney though, but it doesn't help.
BTW, in the main pic, does anyone notice the guy in the background sticking his head out from behind the curtain? I laughed out loud at that.
If I ever had to pick the perfect example of poise and elegance, it would be Britney Spears. She knows how to compose herself in any social setting. Britney’s body language in no way ever insinuates that she’s about two seconds away from blinding the entire room with her wombat vagina. No, not Britney. She’s a sophisticated woman and class-act all the way. I’m not even afraid that my eyes are the slightest movement away from searing pain. Wouldn’t even think about it. In fact - oh Christ, she moved! I’m blind! Totally blind. Her crotch melted my eyes. Call an ambulance! No, wait, 
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