If I ever had to pick the perfect example of poise and elegance, it would be Britney Spears. She knows how to compose herself in any social setting. Britney’s body language in no way ever insinuates that she’s about two seconds away from blinding the entire room with her wombat vagina. No, not Britney. She’s a sophisticated woman and class-act all the way. I’m not even afraid that my eyes are the slightest movement away from searing pain. Wouldn’t even think about it. In fact - oh Christ, she moved! I’m blind! Totally blind. Her crotch melted my eyes. Call an ambulance! No, wait, what is Criss Angel doing here? Is he here to cure me with his magic? It looks like he’s going over to Britney and – Kill me! Kill me now! More pics of Britney at the opening of LAX in Vegas over the weekend after the jump. Check them out if you no longer value your eyesight.
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she didnt show her vadge, so this is kinda a useless post.

How fitting to use a wombat, they have two vaginas and two wombs don't ya know. Double the babies and triple the blinding!!

I used to think Criss Angel was really hot, but this whole Britney thing has caused me to re-evaluate.

I agree. He has become totally NOT hot to me...almost to the point where I find him repulsive to look at. I doubt that has anything to do with him being with Britney though, but it doesn't help.


BTW, in the main pic, does anyone notice the guy in the background sticking his head out from behind the curtain? I laughed out loud at that.

It wouldn't be so bad if she was wearing pants, but no. She's wearing a tent.

good old britney, if ever i feel low about my appearence i think of her and realise i could look far worse . I hope neither of them get custody, those kids will be far better off if they were adopted.

Besides swapping venereal diseases and any last traces of dignity, Britney Spears and Criss Angel were also sharing a lollipop at the opening of LAX. But there’s more to this sucker than meets the eye. (No, it’s not a Transformer. Put your pants back on.) Extra reports:

The sucker Britney was sharing is more than just a sweet treat: it’s a diet secret. Insiders tell us she recently received a shipment of Hoodia lollipops, which suppress the appetite and supply an energy boost.

In the fifth grade I had to give a report about sugar. Then about a week ago, I mixed Jagermeister with Red Bull and suddenly I was five hours into the future – without pants! So, to answer your question, yes, I am a real scientist. Anyway, if you eat nothing but sugar, you will lose weight. You will also go into diabetic shock and probably die. I want to say I’m going somewhere with this, but in retrospect nothing but good can come from this scenario. Carry on, Britney.


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This is old.

hoodia pops dont work worth a shit, also i heard they were marijuna pops, not hoodia pops.

If you eat nothing but sugar your teeth will fall out as well.

My secret has been uncovered. God damn.

marijuana pops?

that sounds kinda narsty.

I like hash brownies....


they should have like acid (lsd) pops. like in harry potter...there are acid pops ...but they burn holes in ur tongue in the h.p. series

and I would be stupidly happy if criss angel and britney spears started dating. and very jealous of her.

is this confirmed cos i also heard there were drugs in them, which it says here

Did you all see her VMA performance? She looked like she so wasn't enjoying herself or even wanted to be there.

Britney Spears gave her “comeback” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night. MTV had threatened to pull the plug if Britney didn’t behave over the weekend in Las Vegas. Obviously MTV chose not to cancel because they love ratings music so much. NY Daily News reports:

“Britney knows she's on thin ice. When they agreed to the performance, they sat her down and told her she should not be going out, and instead focus on rehearsing and resting,” an insider said. “She seemed to be thankful and appreciative for the chance, but who knows with her? MTV made it clear that her usual behavior will not be tolerated.”

Britney clearly heeded the warning - and spent the entire weekend partying :

The pop tart was spotted sipping a frozen margarita before her VMA rehearsal Friday. Then Spears showed up at Snoop Dogg's bash at Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino about 1 a.m. yesterday in a cute, black strapless dress. She had her people immediately call man-of-the-moment Criss Angel to meet her, sources said. Spears has denied the two are dating. One source said, “She's totally phoning this in. She doesn't seem to care how this goes. She's been drinking a bunch and not putting her all into rehearsing.”

Supposedly Criss Angel was consulted about adding magic to the performance. What magic was that? The off-rhythm dancing? The fishnet stockings whose strength suggest a Kryptonian origin? Or maybe it was dark magic that struck fear into those who looked too closely. Christ, 50 Cent has been shot nine times and was scared shitless sitting in the front row. He’s probably been up all night, clutching his blanket in fear that the Jiggly Girl will sloppily dance out of the closet at any second. God knows I was. I kept a Big Mac on my nightstand so I could distract her with it and make my getaway. Video of Britney Spears' VMA performance as well as a ton more pictures after the jump.


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see here:

http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/screen...tney-vmas.html

see here:

http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/screen...tney-vmas.html

the britney/vmas thread

You must give Britney some credit after all she does have a nice ass.