It wouldn't be so bad if she was wearing pants, but no. She's wearing a tent.

good old britney, if ever i feel low about my appearence i think of her and realise i could look far worse . I hope neither of them get custody, those kids will be far better off if they were adopted.

Besides swapping venereal diseases and any last traces of dignity, Britney Spears and Criss Angel were also sharing a lollipop at the opening of LAX. But there’s more to this sucker than meets the eye. (No, it’s not a Transformer. Put your pants back on.) Extra reports:

The sucker Britney was sharing is more than just a sweet treat: it’s a diet secret. Insiders tell us she recently received a shipment of Hoodia lollipops, which suppress the appetite and supply an energy boost.

In the fifth grade I had to give a report about sugar. Then about a week ago, I mixed Jagermeister with Red Bull and suddenly I was five hours into the future – without pants! So, to answer your question, yes, I am a real scientist. Anyway, if you eat nothing but sugar, you will lose weight. You will also go into diabetic shock and probably die. I want to say I’m going somewhere with this, but in retrospect nothing but good can come from this scenario. Carry on, Britney.


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hoodia pops dont work worth a shit, also i heard they were marijuna pops, not hoodia pops.