Rumors are swirling around Puerto Rico and Santo Domingo that Fidel Castro is DEAD like a rock....

Why is Raul taking so long to announce to the world that Fidel Castro finally kicked the bucket....

Maybe Raul is senile like Castro? heh?

Be at Flagler st in little Havanna because the party is going to start and its going to be NON stop...

The drink for the event is Mojitos.... and more Mojitos...

Read my lips Castro is DEAD and the no one can prove he is alive unless Jesus Christ himself comes back and tells Castro "Your Alive."

I can not verify this but I have a very strong feeling just like the one you get when a big storm arrives....

LOL!!!!!!

Soooo sorry for the false alarm... Castro is still alive.

WSVN-TV - Local News - Rumors of Castro's death spread through South Florida

You can put those Mojitos away for another day...

He's gonna be like Rasputin, cant get rid of the fucker! He should be DEAD now but somehow he's not......

Yes, Castro is still alive thanks to the life support machine

The doctor treating Castro has put him in the machine because Raul privately told the doctor that if Castro dies so does he.

Question: How long can a machine keep a body alive?

Wait...that tall black trannie Rupaul you mean? Rupaul will die when Castro dies???

BREAK OUT THE MOJITOS AGAIN!!! TIME FOR MIAMI TO CELEBRATE!! IT'S A RUPAUL/CASTRO EXTRAVAGANZA~~~~STARRING GLORIA ESTEVAN AND THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE....Now where's that pinche maricon RICKY MARTIN?? Arriba!!

I'm gonna book my ticket and get on that deathwatch train! Oh YEAH!!

Wow. He could become like the body of Lenin. Only still, you know, alive.

I'm glad he's still alive.

Yes Castro is going to out live us all because he is hooked up to machines and feeding tubes...

They are presently working on a portable machine so Castro can go jog around Cuba...

Why the interest in Castro? He's an old man. He has managed to keep the US's greasy mitts off Cuba for five decades now.

I'd rather read that Dubya has fucking died. The whole world would rejoice if that happened.

One old man on a little island dying isn't going to change anything.

But one dead Dubya could actually save the planet.

Mojitos to all the rats leaving the sinking ship that is the Bush administration. Now let's see those indictments start to pile up.

That's what I wanna celebrate... justice.

are you even cuban ?

Actually, yes, fucker.

And I'm not a Batista cocksucking formerly riche fascista like those who feel old Fidel was wrong to overthrow the US backed dictatorship that was in place before he arrived.

What, did grandpappy lose all his money and have to move to Miami? That your beef? Get over it. It's ancient history and if you believe the US propaganda machine it's your own fault.

Now about a dead DUBYA and some mojitos...

yeah my too.
HE IS NOT GONNA DIE.



And yes, he is RasputiN

Its true Castro is not going to die.. Castro is presently healing from a brain transplant. Castro Brain was transplanted into a clone young Fidel Castro body.

Next time Castro makes an appearance everyone is going to be surprised and President Bush will invite Castro to the white house...

i hate your constant overuse of the elipsis.....

when i see your posts, i skip over them.....

because the way you write is annoying....

and then you usually insert some kind of redundant? question? right about here.......

and then back to more redundancies and idiotic thoughts on socio-political issues that offend me when i read them ......