Wait...that tall black trannie Rupaul you mean? Rupaul will die when Castro dies???

BREAK OUT THE MOJITOS AGAIN!!! TIME FOR MIAMI TO CELEBRATE!! IT'S A RUPAUL/CASTRO EXTRAVAGANZA~~~~STARRING GLORIA ESTEVAN AND THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE....Now where's that pinche maricon RICKY MARTIN?? Arriba!!

I'm gonna book my ticket and get on that deathwatch train! Oh YEAH!!

Wow. He could become like the body of Lenin. Only still, you know, alive.

I'm glad he's still alive.

Yes Castro is going to out live us all because he is hooked up to machines and feeding tubes...

They are presently working on a portable machine so Castro can go jog around Cuba...

Why the interest in Castro? He's an old man. He has managed to keep the US's greasy mitts off Cuba for five decades now.

I'd rather read that Dubya has fucking died. The whole world would rejoice if that happened.

One old man on a little island dying isn't going to change anything.

But one dead Dubya could actually save the planet.

Mojitos to all the rats leaving the sinking ship that is the Bush administration. Now let's see those indictments start to pile up.

That's what I wanna celebrate... justice.