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08-13-2007, 11:59 AM
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| |  Kristina Applegate Free again
Christina Applegate is now unmarried ... with no children.
The actress and her actor husband, Johnathon Schaech, have officially parted ways a year and a half after he filed for divorce.
The pair's split was finalized in Superior Court on Friday, according to court documents obtained by CelebTV.com. Christina Applegate divorce is final - CNN.com
I just have one question.... What the heck do I have to do so that Christina Applegate will have my babies?     |
08-13-2007, 12:01 PM
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08-13-2007, 12:04 PM
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| | | Could you at least spell her name correctly, you fucking baboon's rectum? |
08-13-2007, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Daylight22  Could you at least spell her name correctly, you fucking baboon's rectum? | I am so sorry....
Her name is spelled Kristina.... K R I S T I N A....
Christina used to spell her name with a K.....
Last edited by zoanthropy : 08-13-2007 at 12:15 PM.
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08-13-2007, 01:04 PM
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| | At last! I won't rest until she's mine.  |
08-13-2007, 02:39 PM
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Christina may have to buy a few extra cell phones and hire several operators to follow her around and answer the phone calls for her... |
08-14-2007, 07:24 AM
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| | | Christina is the one of the original dumb blonde but in reality she is very smart..
It is really unbelievible how smart she is... |
08-14-2007, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by zoanthropy It is really unbelievible how smart she is... | what kind of smarts are we talking? She knows that chlorine could taint her blonde hair? phD smarts? please spill what's so "unbelievable"? |
08-14-2007, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by zoanthropy Christina may have to buy a few extra cell phones and hire several operators to follow her around and answer the phone calls for her... | so u stopped spelling it wrong why? because someone called u on it. stick to ur laurels. |
08-15-2007, 12:18 PM
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| | | real deal about Christina divorce....
The day of the divorce news...
Christina is home minding her business when all of a sudden Jonathon walks in and tells Christine he wants a divorce.
Christina tries her best to look sad but deep inside, just like most woman, her minds clicks and she starts to think who is going going to sleep with tonight, tomorrow and the other days. Christina in her mind is already planning which is the best clubs to go to and believe it or not Christina had a real organism thinking about her new freedom...
My advice to Christina is, if you want to have children do not marry a gay man. What the hell was Christina thinking?
Some one needs to talk some sense into this girl.... |
08-15-2007, 06:34 PM
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Psst Christina divorce transcripts...
Court police: All Rise...
Judge: Let me get this straight.... Jonathan why do you want to device this fine lady?
Jonathan: I am tired of her. I am tired of being around this pretty girl.. I do not like pretty blondes anymore. I do not like pretty girls with money.
Judge: Jonathan are you insane?
Jonathan: no sir
Judge: then what the hell is your malfunction?
Judge: I grant you the divorce if Christina has no objections..
Christina: (trying to look sad by looking down) tears coming down her chicks. I will try my best to get over this sad moment.
Judge: (gives Christina a tissue) Hey Christina there appears to be a girl outside trying to get your attention to give the cell phone.
Christina: thank you
Judge: Court dismissed
Later on outside the courtroom
Girl with cell phone: Hey Christina this call is for you. It’s Manuel
Christina: Hello
Manuel: hey how are you doing I just heard you just got divorce. Wow that is so sad.
Christina: yes it is.
Manuel: What are you doing later on?
Christina: at the present i have no plans.
Manuel: How about dinner tonight?
Christina: OK
and you know the rest of the story...  |
08-16-2007, 07:10 AM
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Let me spell out what a divorce is like with Christina Applegate....
Its like you taking your last 10 million dollars and then one day you wake up in the morning and say " fuck it" and then start to flush your 10 million dollars down the drain...
Christina Applegate can be dirt poor and a normal person married to her will never let her go....
Last reports are swirling that Jonathan was last seen talking to some trees in the woods...
P.S. I bet some of ya'll are wondering who is this Manuel who called Christina after the divorce thread. Its the same Manuel that Lydia Lunch mentioned in one of her songs and speech. |
08-16-2007, 07:36 PM
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| | | Kristine....
I just love that name.... |
08-16-2007, 08:35 PM
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| | | do u happen to know where ur local therapists office is? |
08-18-2007, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by turtle46n2 do u happen to know where ur local therapists office is? | no....
maybe I do need the help of a therapist because I can not understand why a real man would want to divorce Christina Applegate.. I am still stratching my head trying to figure it out.... |
08-18-2007, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by zoanthropy no....
maybe I do need the help of a therapist because I can not understand why a real man would want to divorce Christina Applegate.. I am still stratching my head trying to figure it out.... | maybe he found a more successful younger prettier brunette. it IS possible. or maybe she's just a cuntface. |
08-19-2007, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by turtle46n2 maybe he found a more successful younger prettier brunette. it IS possible. or maybe she's just a cuntface. | Reports are swriling that he told Christina he just sick and tired of sleeping with attractive woman. |
08-24-2007, 06:16 PM
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The judgment awarded Schaech more than $1.5 million in bank accounts dating back to last February, a cement Buddha in Applegate's possession, and a 2001 Mercedes-Benz S500.
Applegate, 35, was awarded two of the ex-couple's Los Angeles residences, a 2006 Lexus and more than $7.5 million in bank accounts dating back to late December 2006, according to court documents.
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And people wonder why I frown on marriage...
Gene's right. |
08-24-2007, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by zoanthropy Reports are swriling that he told Christina he just sick and tired of sleeping with attractive woman. | i'm sure women is the operative word. not attractive. |
08-25-2007, 02:16 AM
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