Christina Applegate is now unmarried ... with no children.
The actress and her actor husband, Johnathon Schaech, have officially parted ways a year and a half after he filed for divorce.

The pair's split was finalized in Superior Court on Friday, according to court documents obtained by CelebTV.com.

Christina Applegate divorce is final - CNN.com

I just have one question.... What the heck do I have to do so that Christina Applegate will have my babies?

Ohmigosh everyone now wants Christina because she has no babies and because she still feels like a very young girl....

Could you at least spell her name correctly, you fucking baboon's rectum?

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I am so sorry....

Her name is spelled Kristina.... K R I S T I N A....


Christina used to spell her name with a K.....

At last! I won't rest until she's mine.