Psst Christina divorce transcripts...

Court police: All Rise...
Judge: Let me get this straight.... Jonathan why do you want to device this fine lady?
Jonathan: I am tired of her. I am tired of being around this pretty girl.. I do not like pretty blondes anymore. I do not like pretty girls with money.
Judge: Jonathan are you insane?
Jonathan: no sir
Judge: then what the hell is your malfunction?
Judge: I grant you the divorce if Christina has no objections..
Christina: (trying to look sad by looking down) tears coming down her chicks. I will try my best to get over this sad moment.
Judge: (gives Christina a tissue) Hey Christina there appears to be a girl outside trying to get your attention to give the cell phone.
Christina: thank you
Judge: Court dismissed

Later on outside the courtroom

Girl with cell phone: Hey Christina this call is for you. It’s Manuel
Christina: Hello
Manuel: hey how are you doing I just heard you just got divorce. Wow that is so sad.
Christina: yes it is.
Manuel: What are you doing later on?
Christina: at the present i have no plans.
Manuel: How about dinner tonight?
Christina: OK

and you know the rest of the story...

Let me spell out what a divorce is like with Christina Applegate....

Its like you taking your last 10 million dollars and then one day you wake up in the morning and say " fuck it" and then start to flush your 10 million dollars down the drain...

Christina Applegate can be dirt poor and a normal person married to her will never let her go....

Last reports are swirling that Jonathan was last seen talking to some trees in the woods...

P.S. I bet some of ya'll are wondering who is this Manuel who called Christina after the divorce thread. Its the same Manuel that Lydia Lunch mentioned in one of her songs and speech.

Kristine....

I just love that name....

do u happen to know where ur local therapists office is?

no....

maybe I do need the help of a therapist because I can not understand why a real man would want to divorce Christina Applegate.. I am still stratching my head trying to figure it out....