Everybody's favorite plastic surgery experiment, Tara Reid, was spotted on a yacht in Italy dressed like some sort of gypsy. Her stomach actually looks alright now, but her ass. Wow. This thing defies description. I've never seen an ass take quite those shapes before. It's like somebody took out her butt and replaced it with ground hamburger meat. If you showed me just a picture of her ass, I'd guess it was a dinosaur before I guessed it was a human butt.
That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write fuck you right under your nose.” - J. D. Salinger
i hate to defend tara what's her face, but her butt just looks normal to me. she just happens to be a celebrity in photos that aren't air brushed. a lot of normal people asses look like that.