Roseanne wants to shoot Perez Hilton

BrianMolko'sCat · #1 08-10-2007, 03:57 AM

Showbiz - News - Roseanne threatens to shoot Perez Hilton - Digital Spy

Roseanne Barr has threatened to shoot Perez Hilton after he ridiculed her recent blog posts.

Earlier this week Hilton lashed out at the 54-year-old comedienne for firing an intern who had allegedly stolen a sex tape from her.

However, Barr responded to criticism from the acerbic celebrity commentator by dubbing him "an ignorant fat hillbilly".

She posted on her MySpace page: "I wish that perez h. would sneak onto my land here, and then I could legally shoot him. I think I could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their k***s.

"He didn't get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didn't get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly.

"He has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind."

Hahaha!

bort · #2 08-10-2007, 04:03 AM

I bet she does have a sex tape. With Tom Arnold. Which would be hotter: hers or Perez'?

Ascension · #3 08-10-2007, 04:06 AM

funny thing is i saw perez at the hotel i was staying at during lollapalooza (the hard rock, they were having the after party there) and vh1 was there and he was posing for pictures. yeah he is fat.

darkhorse · #4 08-10-2007, 04:09 AM

i love roseanne. she is hilarious and has great politics. he is rotten s***.

bort · #5 08-10-2007, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ascension

funny thing is i saw perez at the hotel i was staying at during lollapalooza (the hard rock, they were having the after party there) and vh1 was there and he was posing for pictures. yeah he is fat.

Yes, but did you rim him?