Britney threads (merged)

superficial · #1 08-06-2007, 05:20 PM

TMZ reports Britney Spears has finally come to her senses and hired proper management, grabbing Kelly Clarkson's ex-manager Jeff Kwatinez to save her dying career. Although this guy was fired by Kelly Clarkson, so who knows how qualified he is. I guess Britney used to be managing herself, so she could've hired an oil painting of George Washington and it would've been an improvement.

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superficial · #2 08-07-2007, 08:40 AM

Britney Spears pulled a hit and run yesterday when she banged into a parked car as she was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store. After she hit the parked station wagon with her Mercedes, she screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" She then inspected the damage on her car and ended up leaving the scene without checking out the other car or even leaving a note for the owner. Because that's what you do when you're rich and spoiled and have the IQ of a monkey. Besides, when you're as sexy and classy as Britney Spears, who cares about poor ugly people and their ugly cars? They're all just jealous anyway. A shot of Britney showing off her hoo-ha after the jump.

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calli101 · #3 08-07-2007, 10:31 AM

she sis such a dumb ass i cant even handle her anymore

BoxByTheBed · #4 08-07-2007, 12:13 PM

Love it.

klimt · #5 08-07-2007, 01:24 PM

Ah, to be her insurance agent... think of the premiums... dude.

That's hot.