After being released from jail, Paris Hilton claimed she changed her ways and started carrying around the Bible, saying she was done being the party girl and wanted to do charity work. So it only makes sense that she showed up to a Playboy party yesterday dressed in her underwear. She's making a difference now. Using her powers for good. Don't you see, she's a hero?
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I don't think paris thinks at all...about anything

Paris Hilton was spotted looking at pictures of herself yesterday while hanging out at her Malibu summer home with her new Chihuahua. And I know what you're thinking. Paris Hilton in a bikini? Total score, right? I bet these are even more rare than pictures of Bigfoot.
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I like her shorts and the top. She's a little less than gorgeous, though, but whatever. She's rich.

Nicole Richie is still set to serve four days in LA County jail for her second DUI conviction, but Paris Hilton insists Nicole is going to be the best mom ever. She tells People:

"She's really happy. I just got off the phone with her. She's so excited. I know she's going to be the best mom ever."

Really? Best mom ever? That's a little ambitious. An okay mom, maybe. A mom, sure. But best mom ever? She has better odds of becoming Thomas Jefferson than the best mom ever. NOTE: For no real reason, I put up a video of two teen girls crying with happiness because they just met their idol, Paris Hilton. I mean, yeah, I'd probably cry if I met her too. That seems like a pretty natural reaction.

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