Eddie Murphy released a statement Friday acknowledging paternity of his 4-month-old daughter with Melanie Brown, and says he's paid child support to her as well as covered the expenses of her pregnancy. Scary Spice claims the pregnancy was planned, though Eddie is saying they only dated briefly and never planned a damn thing. Additionally, Scary Spice's lawyer claims Eddie hasn't paid any child support and has filed a paternity suit against him. And just cause, here's Melanie Brown hanging out in Miami in her bikini over the weekend. If you put a blindfold on me I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to tell if I was having sex with Scary Spice or wrestling a bear. Some more after the jump, but why do that to yourself?


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I always thought she was a total bombshell-

For a woman in her thirties who just had a baby, she looks damn good in a bikini.

Eddie Murphy is a classless POS. He used to go to The Yacht Club in NJ (BIG gay bar... BIG... as in Whitney and her girlfriend used to go there... I KNOW people who danced with BOTH of them). Then he got busted with the tranny. Then he had to prove he's no homosexual, so he got the trophy light-skinned gorgeous model wife and popped out some kids. Now, he's trying to be the player, but he's just disgusting and washed up. His one shot at respectability was blown by that crappy "Norbit" movie (blew his Oscar out the fucking door).

Now. Had sex with a famous, wealthy woman (I would guess for some publicity). Probably thought for a moment or two that a baby bump while "Dreamgirls" was out would be EXCELLENT press. Oops! Guess his judgement was way off again.

I hope Melanie Brown gets MILLIONS off that idiot. Have you seen his new "fiancee" and her giant engagement ring? She's what, twelve? OVERCOMPENSATION MUCH, ED?

For just having a baby she does look nice.

Eddie Murphy is a douchebag and Dreamgirls wasn't that great.

I think Mel B has become a media whore, however he did insult her in the lowest way possible by saying it wasn't his daughter because the implication of that is that she's a whore that can't even remember who she fucks with or a golddigger, so just for that I want her to get lots of money

BOTH of them were gay!

Didn't Melanie have a girlfriend?

bazongas! (probably still lactating) Is she really gay? I can't see it. Maybe bi?

So the long-standing rumours about Whitney and Eddie are true?

I like her bikini, it's pretty.

Omg I think I remember that. She did have a gf at one point. I didn't know Eddie Murphy was bi though. New information to me.

I just love how his lawyer included that "Eddie is acknowledging paternity" of the kid.
HELLO!
The court had to order you to do a paternity test, and you where proven to be the dad, no need to acknowledge it anymore.
The fact that disgusted me most was when he said that until he had done a DNA test, he wasn't sure it was his.
And later he turns around and won't even take the test, she had to make him take one through a court.
Sick.
I hope she gets a lot of that Donkey money.

A sizeable balcony.

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Mark Davis and Kitten are back together?!

Back in the day: I was a youngster teen living in Morris County, NJ.

The YACHT CLUB was THE gay bar to go to. It was a high class, "no tell" dance club out in the middle of nowhere... an expensive nowhere, though.

Whitney Houston had a house in Mendham, NJ... Google the area, you'll see it's very expensive. Mike Tyson and Robin Givens had a house in Bedminster, next town over. Eddie Murphy also had a mansion in NJ at the time.

And I was a huge fag hag. Most of my friends, if they weren't groupie metal girls, were gay guys... young, hot gay guys who had "daddies" who would take them (and me) to The Yacht Club (fake IDs, baby)... AT&T was a mecca for gay male executives with shitloads of money and BMWs to let their teenage boyfriends drive to school!!!

SO. Yes. One of my bestest friends at the time (a totally beautiful guy named Michael) on more than one occasion, danced with Eddie Murphy, and also hung out with Whitney Huston and her girlfriend (pre-Bobby... although I think she's still even now one of her "personal assistants"). Whitney's parents were very religious and she was raised to be a "good girl", so she stayed in the closet. Eddie was just a slut, from all accounts, would do anyone, but he did prefer the more feminine of the male species (passing drags, trannys, and very butch boys who no one who didn't know were guy thought were straight).

Also: one of my lesbian friends, for years, went to The Yacht Club and any night Whitney was there I got a FULL REPORT. I think she kind of had a thing for her...

As for Melanie: I have read in the past she swings both ways. And I say... cool. She's very succulent. I hope she gets a ton of money out of old closetboy. It's weird: "Raw" was on Bravo last night... no straight man would wear LAVENDER LEATHER. Dead giveaway. And the gay jokes? A little too informed, yes? For a "straight man", he knows a helluva lot about gay nightclubbing and behavior.

I'm just saying...

this is so seedy, yuck.

I lived it seedy as a teen.

One of these days, I'm going to write a screenplay about my teenage years.

They were a BLAST.

I'm usre you lost your name and reputation too. I'm sorry I'm just envious

Quite the bod for someone who just gave birth a few months before.
Her tummy handled it well.

I had a great name and reputation, was an honors student, AND had a blast.

So sorry your teen years were apparently spent moping in your room with no friends and no fun!!!