Reading that made me nostalgic for the days when this old hag was actually interesting. There hasn't been anything like this written about her in years.
Even her Britney kiss came across like some Machiavellian old skeez doing whatever she has to for a few more minutes of fame. Gone are the care free days of her eariler career when you believed she might actually like sex.
By the way, does anybody have a picture of this Jim Albright. I tried Googling him, but I don't think this is him: