Lindsay Lohan had a photo shoot with Elle magazine two months ago, and apparently stole a bunch of stuff from Louis Vuitton. She was once considered to be the new face of the company, but now they won't even lend her clothes. A source tells Page Six:

"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay [at right, in a shot with a stuffed tiger from the September issue], kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items - which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper's Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but ... Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls."

This sounds exactly like something Lindsay Lohan would do. She basically does whatever the hell she wants. You know how in movies when somebody is about to make a decision and a devil and angel pop up on their shoulders? Well for Lindsay it would be two confused goats. They wouldn't even give her any advice. They'd just show up, chew some grass, and Lindsay would end up doing whatever the hell she wanted. If the thought ever popped into her head, I have no doubt in my mind she'd punch a baby in the face.

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lol, she keeps getting classier & classier.
she really needs to be wearing a bra in that pic as well...

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Originally Posted by Trev_Mc_Don no i really hate unfunny people like u go slit your wrists

lol. really.

Omg lmao!!!

the commentary on the superficial are always so fucking funny. i love that kid of humor

and her interview in Elle really shows her disgusting, annoying personality; This trashy skank is just so damn stupid:

Lindsay Lohan is on the September 2007 cover for Elle Magazine. The interview took place 36 hours before her arrest in May on suspicion of her DUI.

Here are some highlights from the interview:

On her January rehab stint: “I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone. … And I learned a lot there.”

On saying “I’ll never do …”: “You’re setting yourself up for a disaster. I never say never.”

On her drunk driving: “They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”

On who takes care of her: “Jenni (Munro, one of her assistants), my mom and Leslie (Sloane-Zelnick, her publicist).”

On her relationship with British model Calum Best: “I like him. He’s me in male form. We’re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!’ I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!’”

On avoiding paparazzi: “I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”

On whom she relates to in Hollywood: “Ann-Margret. Marilyn Monroe. … Marilyn exudes sex appeal. She was such an innocent sort. … That was the tragic side of it.”

On the timepiece she wore for the photo shoot: “I wanted everything. There was this Cartier watch, and I was like, ‘What do I have to do to get this watch?’ ”

On whom she relates to in Hollywood: “Ann-Margret. Marilyn Monroe. … Marilyn exudes sex appeal. She was such an innocent sort. … That was the tragic side of it.”


...umm gross. She's nothing like Marilyn.

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah. According to sources inside the facility, Lindsay arrived over the weekend to start an "intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days." The Insider reports:

The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country's top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy -- with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, and stars such as Mary-Kate Olsen and David Hasselhoff have reportedly sought treatment there.

Spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs, and private fireplaces, eh? Well that's got "cured" written all over it. I once got mono (because I was kissing so many girls, see) and the doctor had me sit in a hot tub and look at a picture of a cute dog and then I was cured. I bet this Cirque Lodge place is going to be like that, only way more expensive and with even less medical expertise.

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Err..pay for it? Like everyone else. I used to like Lohan.

oh yeah. because putting her in rehab worked SO WELL last time.

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"I knew I was too late - and I was glad something bloodthirsty waited in the wings. For in failing at this, I forfeited any desire to live."

I think Cirque du Soleil would be more use to her.

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I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

As long as she keeps going only to make a good impression on a judge it'll never work.
She needs to WANT to get clean and sober.
And she obviously doesn't.

putting lohan in a rehab center is like putting a fat person in a kitchen and telling them not eat anything. THEY WILL NOT COMPLY.

They might if they had really strong willpower. So little faith. I'd trust Lindsay not to eat anything in the kitchen. Except the crack cakes.

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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

cushy lush surroundings may help her relax without the booze but once she leaves unsupervised? this is getting a tad tragic and boring? i wish she'd just choke on one of Bort's aforementioned crack cakes. wouldnt have to hear about that waste of space again.

First of all: moderators, are these superficial posts really just spam for another web-site??

Second: Lohan's movie totally bombed!! Which proves, there is such a thing as bad publicity.

brooke could be getting a cut for directing traffic...

What movie was that? Work the publicity more, bitch!

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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard, Tony Almeida, is speaking out, saying Lindsay's ridiculous behavior was the cause of neglectful and abusive parents who saw her as a source of money. Page Six reports:

Once, when Lindsay was 16, Michael flew into a rage while driving and "slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off."Meanwhile, Dina often "let her do whatever she wanted, just to keep her happy and working . . . [At her 16th birthday party] Lindsay drank whatever she wanted - I saw her drinking beer and mixed drinks with my own eyes [without Dina's intervention]." As Lindsay's manager, Dina - who was desperate to become a star herself - received 10 percent of her income. "Lindsay was the family cash cow - and she resented it," Almeida claims. "They counted on her to pay their bills . . . I saw Lindsay exhausted, begging her mother for some time off."Young Lindsay's parents looked the other way as she began a life of boozing, boys and drugs. When she was 15, they allowed her to share a room with her then-14-year-old boyfriend, Aaron Carter, at Loews in Miami Beach. Almeida relates, "They knew Lindsay was sleeping in Aaron's room. But they seemed happy she had chosen somebody who could benefit her singing career."

It's nice of him to share, but everybody already knows what kind of clowns Lindsay Lohan's parents are. I could randomly buy better parents for Lindsay from a pet store. That dog trying to eat his own poo? Ten times the mother Dina Lohan will ever be.

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But I thought he was killed by terrorists.