What I want to know is: When they book you, they just take the weight off your driver's license, right? I mean they don't actually weigh you, do they? Because I'm told that when Lindsay spent her whole like hour and twenty minutes in jail the other day, the record had her at 5'7" and 112 pounds. She does not look that skinny these days.

Not that I care.

I hate working punds into stones. I weigh like 8 stone 3 and don'tlook anything close to as skinny as Lindsey used to. So maybe it is a recent weight.

112 pounds in her ass??