the link

you don't see her in the photo? shes there. look again.

As weird as they both are, i think they're one of the only celebrity couples that will last. They really seem to be in love and have a solid marriage. I do not know how he goes to bed every night with a plank of wood with attached melon boobs though. I give the man credit.

(I like your sig fifi)

AHAHA! I didn't see her either! The colour on my other monitor is a bit dodgy so she appears totally... not there. How ironic.

more embarassing pics on perez hilton. there's one that includes a gross allusion to anal sex. or something. or maybe i've just got a dirty mind