Haha, im suprised it still works!

Shut up!

HELLO! I'm a model you've never heard of but I shagged Pete Doherty and now all the UK newspapers want to know me! I'm going to earn lots of money out of this! I'm going to talk shit about how it felt like I was "cheating on Kate" even though I've never met her and I don't even mean it because LOOK AT ME AND SEE MY FACE AND LEARN MY NAME!

As for "sex was fantasic" pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. I bet his limp dick is filthy. The guy can't even wash his fucking hands. Have seen his hands? Would you want them on, let alone in, you?

ERGH.

Me too

what an ugly bitch. i hate her

everyone was on about how kate and pete suck and now everyone wants them back together hehe

I'm a bit confused by the first bit of that sentence, but I don't care if they get back together or not. It's the model blatantly using one of the UK's most high profile junkies to raise her own celeb rating I was taking issue with.

That and I don't believe for one fucking second he's a fantastic lover. LIES I TELL YE, LIES.